Almeera

@ufffyaar I know, that’s how I realized 😂

@AlmeeraR Pls you’re the only friend I’ll ever talk about with so much love

It’s my best best best friend’s birthday. She deserves the world for just being her true self.

The reason female drivers have this stereotype of being overtly anxious, careful or slow drivers is because of male drivers that drive like they own the fucking road and act as they please. That's it really.

“The world has grown crooked and sour as a lemon overnight." - Plath shortly after she married Ted Hughes.

In today’s episode of my life is a joke, I’ve been waiting an hour for food I forgot to order.

Parhe likhe jaahil.

And said she had the worst customer experience because the staff was “rude”— said staff just asked her politely to not yell at her. Did I really go through 6 years of med school for this?

Ive met some of the best people— and some of the worst. Today one woman came to the pharmacy and yelled cuz she had to pick something up what that was our job...

Retail is honestly where dreams come to die.

My replacement account was reactivated but the main is still down.. @instagram if you’re listening, this is your cue.

3 weeks and countless appeals later... nothing. New account disabled in less than 8 hrs, @instagram suddenly doesn’t feel very user friendly

@instagram needs to stop disabling me for having a horrible sense of humor— My dry humor is not a crime. #instadisabled

This tweet did not age well. 2022 don’t fail me now (please).

I’m genuinely so tired of this year, I’ve mentally skipped ahead to 2021 6 months early.

@ufffyaar Failed angle again ☹️

@AlmeeraR Three years later and I still don't know how to parallel park 🤦🏻‍♀️

Why is parking a necessity? Why can’t I just leave the car on the side of the road and call it a day, smh.

Angle is the worst.

5 months and counting.

Health is a fine line and I’m break dancing miles away from it

Couldn’t decide between trash Chinese and healthy Chinese so I ended up with 2 pizzas instead.

Some mistakes get made, that’s alright, that’s okay.