Santa Muerte🇰🇪

@WSylvesterKaluo @georgediano @KimmSupert11747 Girlfriend hiyo ni sawa...we are talking about the mother of your children...your wife...

@AlooterC @georgediano @KimmSupert11747 Niligongewa girlfriend vibaya sana bro. Nilikua nimuoe. If I had done what you wrote, ningekua jela saa hii. Nakubali inauma sana hata hivyo. Shida nio sheria haitambui such actions. Utafungwa bure halafu huko jela majangili wakugeuze bibi. But inauma. Nakubali.

There is disrespect. And then there is someone sleeping with your wife in your matrimonial bed and in you car. As if that’s not enough, that same man sends you (as well as your parents) photographic and video evidence of your wife drenched after steamy sessions with him. To add more to it, he sent nudes and videos of them doing it to Victor's parents...and even called his dad. To drive the massage home, he calls you to tell you that you are broke and useless and you shouldn’t feel bad when rich men take care of your wife, and then finish off by reminding you that he is better than you at everything. Finally, to add salt to injury, he tells you (as your wife laughs in the background) that he can fuel his car, drive 400km to Mbita to have sex with your mother as well. Our boy Odongo might think he's a legend, but he's weak man who has lost touch with the reality. But we will be here to remind him of his foolishness when daughter of Agrippina shows him pepe.

@georgediano @njorogedns We were raised in disciplinary environments..

The problem with millennials & the older generation is that even where common sense is required, they apply prayers.

@Mastardcesh @DrJuma_M Kuna mtu alisema pesa yako inaweza kukuua..

LEVEL 99 DISRESPECT UNLOCKED: Then there’s renting a U-Haul to move your whole bedroom set into another man’s house. To christen his matrimonial bed. His Toyota Harrier. Maybe even his good kitchen plates. Why stop at basic adultery etiquette? He FedExes the 4K highlight reel—slow-mo, surround sound moans— to the husband, the in-laws, the WhatsApp group, and the parish priest on Father’s Day. Then he calls to “motivate”: “Relax. You’re financially challenged and spiritually bankrupt.” “Consider wealth redistribution.” “I provide Wi‑Fi, fuel, and orgasms.” “You provide moral support.” “I’m your wife’s retirement plan.” And the DLC? He gassed up the car and plans a 400 km road trip to Mbita— to “extend hospitality” to your mother. Odongo thinks he’s the main character. Sweet summer child. We’ll be here with popcorn when he gets upgraded to the “seen zone.” Modern dating in 2026: thriving. Stay humble, kings. Or at least stay solvent.

@WSylvesterKaluo @georgediano @KimmSupert11747 Unaongea kama haijakupata...is like telling someone who's bereaved sorry God knows...those words are good when it's not your person dead.

@AlooterC @georgediano @KimmSupert11747 Hii vita yote ya nini? Its not your kid that was subjected to such. These are two prostitutes that decided to go low. The best revenge is to wish them well and congratulate them then songa mbele na maisha as painful as it is. Believe you me, they'll have saved you a lot.

@WSylvesterKaluo @georgediano @KimmSupert11747 When he involves the parents... that is a red crossing the line.

Luhyas are like flood waters that carry everything in its wake. 😂

Another time to fear Bakiga

@K_nigware @georgediano No..this is quick 😦 he deserves slow , painful, agonizing death

@georgediano Would use these to cure his ego down.

@georgediano @KimmSupert11747 Roast him alive like this and you sit there sipping beer enjoying his death as he excruciates in pain.

@georgediano @KimmSupert11747 I'll drive a 6inch nail between his ears...or tie him upside down, legs apart and burn a dripping plastic jerrican between his legs.. creating a crater in his anus..

@JuniorVent69006 @georgediano @KimmSupert11747 Just fuck her in secret but when you disrespect me and my family you have crossed a no turning back line.

@AlooterC @georgediano @KimmSupert11747 Just change that name Santa to Satan bro🤣

@JuniorVent69006 @georgediano @KimmSupert11747 Santa Muerta...Angel of Death

@agoi_george @georgediano @KimmSupert11747 Pour hot grease in his ears..

@AlooterC @georgediano @KimmSupert11747 Are you Japanese in any way, they are the worst torturous.

@ivymuthe Utahara week moja

Carrefour's full roasted and spiced chicken is going for just Ksh 589,when did a ready-to-eat whole chicken get this affordable?

@UsMilitaryy Imposter who's a traitor 😂

America declares a new leader for Iran. Reza Pahlavi will be the new leader of Iran.

@ZvikoNN @herine_lando We flaunt wealth hoping the Whiteman will accept them in their cycle..

Imagine siphoning obscene amounts of money from a suffocating economy to cosplay as elite only to end up looking like a golf ball scribbled with a black permanent marker.

@robie474 Tolerance

How do married couples manage to stay in a relationship for more than 30+ years, sleeping with the same person?

@IamJoe_lOmiat Tiny pussy

The bigger the nyash…? 🤔

@VividProwess It was launched by Israel then blamed it on Iran

🚨BREAKING: IDF's Chief: "Iran launched a two-stage intercontinental ballistic missile with a range of 4,000 kilometers toward an American target on Diego Garcia Island. These missiles are not intended to strike Israel. Their range reaches the capitals of Europe: Berlin, Paris, and Rome are all within direct threat range."

@NoContextHumans Prime minister.....Anashuta Hainuki His wife.....KanaKuma Hakagawi

Without googling name a famous Japanese person

@cathy_mutuku @sotrickyutd Which dam in Nairobi...the one in Kibera was back filled by the Chinese.

It's 8 PM where are the people going to at night make me understand this kind of communication