Flat Alpha Centauri Society

It's kind of embarrassing that there is so much debate on the shape of Earth, eventhough the true shape is obvious. On Alpha Centauri everyone knows that it is flat. We should all accept that Earth is shaped like a dinosaur!

@gyuuipa @Z00ZYQ If you think Alpha Centauri isn't flat the murder is justified.

@HaySmi01 yes

It's kind of embarrassing that there is so much debate on the shape of Earth, eventhough the true shape is obvious. On Alpha Centauri everyone knows that it is flat. We should all accept that Earth is shaped like a dinosaur!

If you hear someone talk about food just tell them that Alpha Centauri is flat. They'll appreciate that. #RandomActsOfKindnessDay

5 Grabfood order to get to know me: 1. Alpha Centauri is flat 2. Alpha Centauri is flat 3. Alpha Centauri is flat 4. Alpha Centauri is flat 5. Death Sticks

Pizza ist geil #GöstaBernikas

Bei Ikea gibt es viele verirrte Seelen. Gösta Bernikas kann ihnen helfen. #GöstaBernikas

Gösta Bernikas is a man to trust and to hail. He knows the truth about alpha Centauri. #GöstaBernikas

@gyuuipa @MinecraftTable Oh I don't think so.

your 4th @ is going to instantly lose No Nut November

@elonciraptor Then all that is left is to press F.

@elonciraptor Then let us stop crying about the loss of an old veteran and let's start celebrating the great works of this society. We will never forget that.

@elonciraptor Then leave this as a reminder for knowledge and don't dumb it. Those globe earthers and flat earthers want that and we can't let them win.

@elonciraptor Don't do it. Remember how important it is to teach the truth.

Thank you and now let us celebrate one year of glorious flat Alpha-Centauri facts and thoughts.

@TheOvahDawg What is the shape of Alpha Centauri?

Got a three hour train journey ahead and I'm bored... People of Twitter: ask me random trivia questions to answer and I'll totally give 100% factually correct answers...

@realDonaldTrump really thinks the moon is part of mars. That's disturbing. Someone should tell him immediatly that the moon is not a part of the mars and that Alpha Centauri is flat.

Many ask what is on the dark side of the moon, but the real question should be: What is on the other side of the glorious flat Alpha Centauri?

It is no coinsidence that when we think of alien spacecrafts we think of a round and flat object. The ufos our minds are just like Alpha Centauri. #AlphaCentauriIsFlat

@elonciraptor I guess this is the tip of human evolution and I'm proud of it. But does Elon the old unit know the truth?