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@GovernorHQ_ @onu_slim When you are financially stable and financially wise.

@onu_slim As a Nigerian, when is the right time to get a car?

You’re spending ₦150,000 to ₦300,000 every month just trying to move from point A to point B……fuel, bikes, Ubers, just to get to work and back. And it doesn’t stop there. There’s always something else to fix or replace …. tyres, minor repairs, unexpected breakdowns. Then add the time you lose sitting in traffic because the roads are a mess. Fuel price goes up? You pay for it. Car develops a fault? Still on you. By the time the month ends, a huge chunk of your income is gone and all you have to show for it is stress. That’s the reality for a lot of young Nigerians. Working hard every day, but still feeling like they’re not moving forward.

@onu_slim God help us. 💔

Nigerians are in trouble. By 2030, if the borrowing does not stops, Nigeria will cross a threshold of no return where we will be unable to ever pay back or service our debt. Now listen, This is what will happen when Nigeria can no longer pay their debt Nigeria’s debt is N159 trillion. Debt servicing alone in 2026 is N15.8 trillion. That is not paying the debt. That is just paying the interest to avoid embarrassment internationally. Here is what happens if we can’t meet it. The government stops paying contractors first. Then civil servant salaries get delayed. Then state allocations shrink. Then the CBN starts printing money to cover the gap. Then inflation gets worse than what you are experiencing now. The naira doesn’t depreciate, it will collapse, not gradually but disorderly. Importers can’t price goods and Manufacturers will shut down. Unemployment will spikes. Then the IMF will arrives and the IMF does not come with gifts. It comes with conditions like remove more subsidies, devalue the currency further, cut the public wage bill. Every condition signed in Abuja is felt in your pocket in Lagos, Kano and Aba. Nigeria won’t formally default. What will happen is worse. The state will simply do less and less. Hospitals with no drugs. Schools with no teachers. Roads with no maintenance. Security forces with delayed salaries. The people who will not feel any of this are the same people taking the loans on your behalf. Right now each Nigerians including the unborn ones are owing N58,000 each in debt.

@REAL_BIG_STEF @itz_taser Third leg no go school 😆

@itz_taser Nothing concern third leg with peace once e rise

Only a married man will tell you he’s not happy in his marriage, and that his wife is not giving him peace but you’ll see his wife pregnant after 5months.

@Jessicah_PK @Ayoelesho That’s why every child needs a father figure! We won’t tend to your wounds…rather we treat your misbehaviors at where it hurts most. Women will give validations and make you feel you did well or had no choice,but we men..we tell you bluntly so you can do better and have sense.

@Ayoelesho Women don’t shame a woman for crying, they support emotionally and physically, they leave all blame and attend to the wound. But men, forcing down not being emotional on themselves and shaming others who show emotions. Imagine being broken and being shamed at the same time?

I do not feel any pity for this Roby Ekpo guy for the simple reason that he did everything that you must not do as a man. 1. He married a divorcee. Every man in his right senses knows that you should never marry a divorced woman or a single mother. You should only sleep with them 3 to 5 times and discard them exactly the way their initial husband did. A man must start a family, not join one. 2. He married her after just five months of dating. A marriage proposal that a woman got on a platter will never be appreciated. If she had to wait for at least two years before getting the marriage proposal from him, she probably would have appreciated the marriage more. 3. He cried over a woman. The only reason you should cry over a woman is if she dies and was good to you when she was alive. 4. He couldn't satisfy her in bed. This is solely because the woman he married has been with multiple men and cannot be satisfied by one man anymore. This is why you should only marry a woman you met as a virgin and who is between the ages of 19 and 23 when you start dating her. 5. He sent her abroad while he remained in Nigeria. A woman that you send abroad will find your replacement in less than 3 months. And if she must go abroad, let her go with majorly her own money or with a loan from you (through proxies). Never fully foot the bill so that when she leaves, you will at least get your money back. 6. He is not polygamous. You can do everything right and a woman will still cheat on you, but when you have about three other women who will easily replace her, you will not go through so much heartbreak and definitely not cry on a podcast. 7. He said the Mayowa lady made him hate Nedu and other people who did not offend him. Once a woman can control who you can and cannot relate with, she has successfully made you her slave. As a man, you must be able to relate with whoever you want whether your woman likes it or not. She can either live with it or pack and leave. I wish him well but he is the perfect representation of a foolish man.

@ace_ofPhrance @DNanbal @Ayoelesho I wish that on you

@DNanbal @Ayoelesho It's okay she can marry 10 times if she wants to

@onu_slim He set himself for failure from the onset!

A woman can only take what a man is willing to give. He gave her everything, including his dignity. Roby Ekpo had 11 years to act like a man. He chose to cry on a podcast instead. She told him she was going for surgery to help her conceive but she was doing BBL. She came back from 4 years abroad, didn’t kiss him, slept in a separate room for 2 days, and he still sent her N200k from his next N500k gig. A woman disrespects you that openly and you are still funding her lifestyle. Then you discover she has been sleeping with her “flatmate”. Then you see her wedding photos to another man online. And your response is…. tears on Daddy Freeze’s podcast. The woman did not destroy this guy. The guy actually dismantled himself. She just signed the papers. This is what happens when a man confuses sacrifice with love. Mayowa is not the villain here…. weakness always finds its punishment.

@onu_slim 😂😂

Oh! So this is the guy that knacks her very well.

@LeeMARTIAL2 @franky_da_1st Nothing sweeter fr It’s sweeter when u don’t even have to hide it(not rubbing on their face).

@franky_da_1st Badt guy moves lol. U dey kpansh two friends 😂 Men are the prize indeed

I once Asked a girl out, she rejected me. So I started dating her friend instead. Months later she starts throwing seductive looks, making strong advances, even tried to kiss me. I turned her down. She got angry and.......

@onu_slim I must make it

A lot of people don’t realize just how powerful their smartphone really is. Did you know that the phone in your pocket today has more computing power than the computer NASA used in 1969 to send Neil Armstrong to the Moon? Tell yourself right now “I must make it”.

@onu_slim Inflation,unrest & poverty.

What is working in Nigeria?

@onu_slim Mr slim please put me on 🙏

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@topguniversity_ He is right tho

Young Andrew Tate had beef with everything 💀🤣

@killeures Are you for real ? 😧 I am damn shocked.

He will never play football again. The club is keeping everything a secret for now; Arbeloa doesn't want the team to be distracted in the final stretch if the news gets out. They haven't even told the players. It's going to be the biggest news in football when it comes out: a couple of years ago, he decided he wanted to live as a woman and started taking hormone pills, which explains his emotional reaction against Girona. Real Madrid thought it was worth the risk just for his past reputation. That has weakened his body, which is why he's only been able to play 90 minutes occasionally. Remember the "sore back" at the beginning of the season? Hormones. After the match against Osasuna, he decided he wanted to undergo full gender reassignment surgery, which is why he hasn't been seen since. He had it done last week. The RFEF says he can no longer play men's football. He has had his penis removed.

@Timzblazee3 @Mahnya27 Only from you lunatics I started hearing goals are useless.

@Mahnya27 Useless goals

Banter aside , take away the World Cup Griezmann and pogba won for him when he was 20, what does Kylian Mbappe even have over Vinicius jr if we are being real????

@Timzblazee3 Omor una dey talk oooo Likeee

@Grandsoncr7 My sister,sorry but not sorry,you don’t know nothing. You can’t even place vini and Mbappe on same level when it comes to football.

The more videos you make, the more baseless your argument becomes. Kylian Mbappé has achieved a lot for himself, and we don’t care about that it doesn’t make him a better Real Madrid player than Vinícius jr. Mbappé is a self-centered player. He’s not like Vinícius, who puts the team first. Because of his selfishness, he has cost us many important games. Without him, we were able to win 4 out of 4 matches with a proper tactical approach and a balanced team performance. There was no selfishness everyone carried out their roles effectively. But as soon as he came back, the whole structure collapsed, simply because he prefers to play for himself rather than for the team. Before we signed Kylian Mbappé, there was no hierarchy in the team. Rodrygo was on the same level as Vinícius Júnior, just as Vinícius was on the same level as Jude Bellingham and the others. But as soon as Mbappé joined, we started hearing things like Vinícius has to accept him as the better player and should play for him, which is nonsense. This is a player who couldn’t even properly coexist with Messi one of the greatest of all time and Neymar, and now you’re trying to use his individual, self-centered accolades to downplay Vinícius? As Real Madrid fans, we prefer Vinícius because he understands what it takes to play for this club. And you said Vinícius is becoming overrated just because he has a low goals-and-assists tally? For your information, there’s no player in the history of Liverpool FC better than Vinícius except maybe Gerrard not even Mohamed Salah can chat to him in football. If you still don’t understand the point Kombo or Madrid fans are trying to make, then just keep quiet.

@K3N3_X Fr I only fault Mbappe for coming late. Right now the teams performance is very very poor and yet Mbappe has been showing up,stats prove it. He came late that’s why low IQ pips can talk shit.

I’ve been trying to avoid this discussion cause it’s for people with low IQ but someone tagged me and it even pissed me off the more. Football is a team game ffs!! In 2002, after winning the UCL, we sold Makelele but bought Dilemma Ronaldo and never won the UCL till 2014, are you saying we stopped winning because of Dilemma Ronaldo? Dont be a coward, answer the question. In 2018, we got Courtois, Vini and Valverde, we stopped winning, we even got Hazard later, are you saying it’s because of them we stopped winning the competition? Even Chelsea won it and they started saying Courtois and Hazard went to the wrong team. This team flopped after Kroos, Modric and those Nacho that were leaders left. The old guard were gone and left the young ones, instead you to think of how this young guys have get themselves together and see how they can create their own legacies without the help of Kroos, Modric and the old guards, you’re blaming their failure on one player? What type of reasoning is that? The only person I blame for this low type of reasoning is Mbappe himself. I don’t want to say he deserves it but he’s the reason people that’s never kicked a ball think this way. If he came when he was supposed to, he’d have won lots of UCL and even Ballon D’or. Cause players like Kroos, Modric, Ramos, Benzema and the core players that were the reasons we won them were still there, now he comes when they are gone and he’s the one suffering the consequences. Real Madrid being the monster club that they are, they will figure this team out and when they do, Mbappe will win that Champions League and when that is done, you all can go to hell with your low Ikorodu IQ. It is the fact that someone is tagging me to this that even shocked me. You dey display ignorance LIVE.

@onu_slim Sad reality

So like play like play Dangote is now the one determining fuel price in Nigeria?

@francis_clips @FabrizioRomano You know nothing man Show me a better attacker in Madrid . How well has the team played this season ? Who would you rather have in Mbappe’s place ?

@FabrizioRomano Mbappé talking about ‘never giving up’ after another bottle job? Bro joined Madrid for the easy life and still chokes in big games. PSG failure followed him to Real. Time to stop the excuses and admit he’s not that guy.”

🚨 Kylian Mbappé: “We need to take a hard look at ourselves to avoid this kind of disappointment again”. “We will never give up! In Madrid, failure has never been and never will be an option”.

@_Dantteee @Adikastakes You no nothing When people who ain’t Madrid fans wants to say shit,they use”no true Madrid fan”. Nonsense

@Adikastakes There’s no true Madrid fan that will pick mpappe over vini. Vini makes his teammates better, he practically gave benzema his ballon d or

Kombo enough is enough 😡 Comparing Vinicius to Mbappe is football blasphemy!