Stone.

I would do unspeakable things to general grievous.

Eating the meat from the table, licking the blood clean and leaving you in literal shambles, after all I wouldn’t dare to eat such tainted produce.

Your body collapses in on itself and I drop to the floor, feeling a thud, the chair broke, but I’m not surprised. I let out one last greasy bubbling fart on your soon to be corpse before getting off you, strands of vile filth stranding from my hole to your face, I just keep

You volunteered as a chair, whilst I feasted, you spent your paycheck to entice me with a banquet, in exchange for enough meat satisfy the hunger temporarily, all you wanted in return is to deal with my overactive stomach, now it’s happening. And as my weight compresses your P1

@jsbasementshow youtu.be/YBJ29r_DKfQ?si…

share some music with me!

@jsbasementshow Your going on a twitlonger

@AlphaLifeAdvic3 google docky!

WE MADE IT TO THE DISCOURSE LEAGUES GUYS

I should run a casino on the reservation of land I own, have gambling addicts come to the comforts of my oasis in the desert, lose they’re money sure, but we can offer loans, trap them further, offer ways to pay back those debts, they lose their wallets, then they’re lives.

Surgically attaching a mask, sewn onto your face, forcing you to choke down filthy rotten farts for the rest of your now shortened life, your face will be burning in minutes and you’ll be unrecognisable underneath, luckily for you, it’s never coming off.

@DegenMilkie You have like 2.5 islands, just go to bed old man

@AlphaLifeAdvic3 The sun never sets on the british empire

You ever come up with a really weird idea that only you find funny and no one else will? Anyways, behold, my moneymaker!!!! (FAT MAN MAKE FUNNY FART SOUND WITH HIS HAIRY ASS, ENJOY YOU FREAKS!!!!) (Yes, that is also actual money, think it may be treason to do this but we ball)

Dragon who’s gas is so noxious the kobolds serving them have to wear gas masks constantly around the lair because life can’t survive around the toxic miasma of his..”thunder”

Finding someone who loves farts and agreeing to use them as a cushion, within 2 hours they’re wheezing, hacking coughing and begging for it to stop, the only answer as they’re pinned to the floor, ass on their back is. FFFWWOOOARHHhhRBBBBBBHbbhBhttt And they cry, like a bitch.

@jsbasementshow Gas is in the air? Wrong, gas leak

someone on my ngl really likes farts like some sort of cartoon gag

@jsbasementshow No idea what that means, but I’m in

body control with chinese characteristics

The only way I could keep you around, is if I made you into a docile pet. Slammed you down and pinned you to the wall, clawed you till you could barely stand, till you wasn’t a threat, and you knew your place, as a servile pet to your master.

@jsbasementshow Big fan of that

you know i like mindbreaking but in the context of it being like actually medically serious brain damage. youll find that the more the kink or trope is geared towards psychological distress the more into it ill probably be

@jsbasementshow It served its purpose, it sated my hunger for a day

@AlphaLifeAdvic3 mass kitty production is ending...

Thanks John mc-news