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@Whiledvid He should’ve just stayed planted when he plopped it in the shore.

5 months ago, a Ka-226 helicopter crashed in russia with employees of the military plant "Kizlyar Electromechanical Plant" The accident killed the deputy general director, chief engineer and chief designer

@0xReflection Short

It happens if rumors about quantum computer are true

@0xReflection Me

Only one question: who’s the exit liquidity?

@0xReflection Yes

Are you scared? $BTC

@Jake__Wujastyk $DUOL

Find a trade where people absolutely don’t understand your thesis at all. Thats when you know you’re onto something.

Trump on weightlifting at the Villages in Florida.

@nicksortor @elonmusk I’d probably go get ice cream instead

🚨 WTF?! 20 MAJOR SCHOOL DISTRICTS have CANCELED classes so that students and teachers can attend ANTI-CAPITALISM "May Day" protests across the country Our public schools are nothing more than taxpayer funded indoctrination camps controlled by Teachers Unions Teachers' Unions are corrupting our youth.

@Jake__Wujastyk Then what

Next week peak euphoria

@GrindeOptions Then probably pullback violently

At this pace, $AMD is about to go over $400+ in a couple weeks.

@chiky_handlr No keep both of them on for ratings #keepamericaentertaining

We stand with Adam Mockler. Fire Scott Jennings Jennings is 25 years older than him and Adam ended him

@strujillo075 Trump doesn’t want him fired. It’s all show. Chill out.

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel because he refuses to bend, refuses to stay silent, and refuses to let power go unchecked. In a time when too many choose comfort over courage, he uses his voice to challenge deception, expose hypocrisy, and hold leaders accountable—especially Trump.

@adammocklerr @ScottJenningsKY They should both be promoted and kept on every day together

MAGA beta male with low emotional control and high cortisol CRASHES OUT on young man preoccupied with war. @ScottJenningsKY

@johnnymaga All you have to do is say “I don’t even think about it” what’s so hard about that

Reporter: This is going to be your first public event since somebody tried to kill you. Do you feel safe going to something like this? Trump: “I don’t event think about it.” *slaps mic* You can’t teach this.

@LucasSa56947288 NO, CNN would find a way to be even more unwatchable if so Keep him at least for the entertainment value

Should CNN fired Scott Jennings immediately? (A: Yes (B: No

@MattWallace888 Ok?

She is the queen of arguably the most powerful country in human history and they have her walking through the airport like a random nursing home patient 😭

$DUOL

@IAmSteveHarvey Small talk

What’s something people pretend to enjoy… but really don’t?

Love playing chess on @duolingo $DUOL

@latenightercom No don’t fire him, this continued back and forth saga is pure entertainment

Jimmy Kimmel shares video of his wife waking him early this morning after Trump's latest post demanding he be fired.

@antibearthesis B sounds more personally rewarding with better upward mobility. Plus, depending on the company, you might get stock awards too

You’re 21. You get two job offers: Option A: Office Job • $60k salary • 40 hrs/week • No overtime • Low stress Option B: Software engineer • $105k salary • 70 hrs/week • High pressure • Mentally demanding You must stay 5 years. Which option do you choose?