Jeremy I used to work in Internet Advertising

@Sadie_NC A corpse

Fresh soft pretzel.

@KanesCabDriv3r You think Erika can squirt, you must be crazy

We shouldn’t even have a presidential election in 2028 weeks should have a Erika Kirk vs AOC squirt off and whoever wins gets to be president

@MoMohler Yes, thank you. I thought it was the girls you invited

I want to apologize to everyone that was at yesterday’s orgy. It’s one thing to eat a bloomin onion beforehand, but for me to eat 3 is uncalled for.

@MollyJongFast Donald Trump was affected more by the Iran hostage issue than anyone else on the planet. Next year for an encore, I hear he is going to invade North Vietnam so he can say his bone spurs didn't keep him out of the action anymore

Can someone explain to me why we’re in this war? I’ve yet to receive any kind of explanation as to the why.

@Apremunit Only for five minutes though

Men will fuck you even if they don't like you, a woman need to like you to fuck you.

@simi2fine Warm apple pie

what does good d!ck feels from a girl perspective?

@mom_of_littles Raw meat

What are we adding to grilled cheese so my husband doesn’t feel like he’s eating girl dinner

@EVA24011 Hopefully they were at least yours

I went out in public for over an hour yesterday with a dryer sheet and a pair of panties stuck to the back of my pants. 😵‍💫😳

@c_tviz We don't have any true leaders of a revolution anymore, as soon as they become a liability to the machine they are killed off

No, addicts with money can do it forever. I lived in New York where trust fund kids did heroin, and no one cared, because they werent robbing people. Lamar is a troubled person, no excuses for his behavior but you have to really want to get better, and if they are paying him for a Netflix doc, no reason to get better

@AlreadyPandemic But he doesn’t even seem like he wants to be better. Is he clean? We don’t know.

Watched the Lamar Odom doc on Netflix & have come across some subsequent interviews. I’ll just say this: I see no remorse, I see no gratitude, I’ve not heard much about rehabilitation & frankly I don’t know what the doc was supposed to do bc he just seems like a terrible person.

@HappyIsWack2me Look down at the subway tracks for five minutes in every station, they are out during the day but at night rats be crazy

In nyc i haven’t seen rats in years idk what niggas be talking about. I must’ve moved on up to the east side to a deluxe apartment in the sky

@rhiannesoreal Yes, and your making my hand tired just thinking about it

I'm not ashamed to admit that i masturbate every single day.,

@SaraMtshabi Or your completely not his type

If He Doesn’t nut In The First 5minutes he Masturbated before You Arrived.

@UridiumAuthor This is about China who put robots on the dark side, the first one was about the user and landing on the moon. Sure, science is involved but cold war is more involved

Not to downplay the fabulous achievements of Artemis II, as a point of note to the news: the Apollo command modules went round the dark side of the moon. Surely someone looked out the window then and saw the moon from that side?

@forcebutchfemme Use glass

When you use a dildo does it leave microplastics in ur cooch

@DavidLeavitt With a invitation to everyone to my nuclear shelter on a first come first basis

How are you spending your last day on Earth before Trump destroys civilization tonight?

@deeslifex Especially when his youngest looks nothing like him

I cheated on my husband once, five years ago. Just one night. He never found out. Sometimes I look at him laughing with our kids and wonder how he’d see me if he knew. I hate that I’ll never be able to tell the truth.🥹

@ItsTheEnforcer Lets be honest, he isn't going to do it. He is a criminal and he stole all the money from the us, money becomes worthless of he actually did it, so great threat but useless in practice

To be clear, we absolutely do NOT support “wiping out a whole civilization” as was mentioned by US officials earlier today. It’s unbelievable that talk like that is even coming out of the United States…

@h0tirl Your parents since they made it

asking myself whose pussy is this