Kurt

I've never sen anything more accurate

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Verdict is that I need to be more of an asshole.

I wish I wasn't so fucking sad all of the time

I haven't posted here in almost 5 months, I am alive. How's it going?

Really pissed at myself for making plans now.

@KaytlynAshlee Lmfaooo one of these better be good luck 🥲

I think I have a rock stuck in my hand

Maybe one day I'll learn. I guess just not today.

Nothing like your husband referring to his pinky promise as "gorilla grip" 👁️👄👁️

LMAOOO this headline is hilarious

He wins

Not me wanting to shop for kindles with the prime deals just to come home to mine fucking broken 👁️👄👁️

I will forever live my life v jealous of Vessels mic stand. 🥲

Chris really be making me feel so good about myself this week. 🥲🖤