Lord Daver - Unjabbed WuFlu survivor

@benonwine Yes

YES or NO?

@NzFubar Canadians have just won the gold medal for absolute stupidity.

@lukecombs Hi Luke. I saw you in Auckland on Jan 18. Awesome concert, but we couldn't hear a word of what you said between songs. You were muffled and drowned out by the background music. Also, the drums were too loud during the whole concert. They overwhelmed everything else.

“Pushin’ Up Daisies” live from Brisbane, Australia

@BarronTrumpoo Yes. It's the only way it will ever be secure.

🚨HONEST QUESTION: If Necessary, Are You Okay With The US Military Using Full Military Force To Secure The Southern Border? A. YES B. NO

@realTrumpNewsX Deplorables 2

@TheDupreeReport How about Hulk Hogan? Every press conference would start with him ripping his shirt off.

Should President-Elect bring back Kayleigh McEnany as Press Secretary?

@ResistanceKiwi @SeanPlunket The house of representatives has not been won yet. Republicans are close to winning a majority but counting is ongoing. Never underestimate the ability of the left to cheat.

There'll be many, many people in New Zealand, like Democrats in America, who will be wondering what happened yesterday and how Donald Trump got voted the 47th President of the United States. Even @SeanPlunket is confused about how this came about. We predicted, along with many of our friends and people whom we are in contact with around the country, that Trump would win by a landslide, which is pretty much what happened. The Republicans have maintained control of the House of Representatives, they've won control of the Senate, and the "garbage" is cleaning out the White House trash. The popular vote went to the Republican Party. So how did we know? For a start, we haven't watched Mainstream Media for years. Who the hell even presents 1News these days? Haven't listened to Radio NZ or read a newspaper properly for a long time. This all takes work. A lot of work. To find out what's happening below the surface. It's a matter of listening to and reading independent media; of following a variety of social media channels, and it's a matter of sorting the wheat from the chaff. You cannot stay informed by listening to RNZ in the morning and watching 1News in the evening. You have only yourselves to blame if that's your diet of information.

@Pete20221 See ya, bye bye, adios.

"If Donald Trump wins the election, I will leave Aotearoa" Rawiri Waititi #nzpol

@DonaldTNews Yes

Simple YES or NO poll. Do you agree with Elon Musk saying all 50 states should mandate Voter ID for future elections? A. YES B. NO

@nogulagsagain Fuck off. We don't want those twats here either.

@MurfittTauranga Apart from "Will I make it to the toilet to vomit in time", I presume she designed that herself.

What is your first thought when you see this photo?

@PronouncedHare Like almost every Kiwi comedian, he has completely lost the plot. I used to enjoy quite a few of them before Trump won in 2016, but they became insufferable. Same with most British comedians.

@Coltheman1 I'm pretty sure it would affect you if Commiela won. China would be rubbing their hands with glee and looking longingly at Taiwan.

USA elections don't affect me at all. I'm only barracking for Trump so I can witness the meltdown from the NZ Lefties.

@EerjkMcRae There are some seriously stupid people in this great little country.

@shouldveknown11 My partner, who is most definitely female, is a big Trump fan. If she wasn't, she'd be out the door pronto.

In New Zealand, it seems like a lot of the men love Trump but the women don't

Does anyone have a spare seat on their private jet, going from the USA to Canada or anywhere else? Asking for a celebrity friend.

@Robert_Cr59 Started a war in Ukraine.

@wideawake_media *remind* - Why can't we edit tweets any more?

@wideawake_media Why did you have to reind us that this vile person exists? I had just about wiped her from my memory.

Watch closely. What is causing Jacinda Ardern to behave so twitchy and erratic? 🤔 Anxiety? Drugs? Something else entirely?