Principal Weems | Parody
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Principal Weems | Parody
@AltaPrincipal
And quoth the raven…Nevermore | Mature | Dark themes | 21+ |

“And that my Wednesday is. Yes, she is very unique. I’m hoping she’ll come to love Nevermore, just as we did. We had such fond memories together, did we not Larissa?” She smiled sweetly at her. “Now I know it’s the middle of the term but.. perhaps we could make an exception?”

“My daughter, she gotten herself expelled from yet another school..” she shook her raven haired head in sorrow. “And it occurred to me, Gomez and I.. we had such memories here, perhaps this is the place for her. Perhaps she’ll finally fit in with her expressive personality.”

“Ahh darling Edgar. One of very few poets who understood us..” She smiled reminiscently. “His story of murder and the beating heart still to this day tugs at my half dead heartstrings.”

Why thank you, Larissa. Your words are always so kind~

I find them to be much more charming.. less vibrant.

Cuts the roses off their stems. Ahh… much better~

With the current events occurring in Jericho, this is one thing that Morticia stands her ground on and agrees with Larissa, even if her daughter resents her, she only wants what is best for her after all. That would be perfect, is there a specific time she should come?

Stares at the reader standing in 5’4” 🧍♀️ “What’re you looking at?”





For the sake of her little rain cloud? Why, of course, after all, Tish would do anything for her. And who doesn’t enjoy cake, hm?

Ah such a lovely day it is… Not only is it a dark and gloomy Friday the 13th but it is her darling daughter’s birthday.


