Alta Vista

I'm not dead yet!

For those affected by the GMail downtime. Get a free @yahoo email, our servers are never full.

I'ms so glad no one ever sues us over our search results smh.com.au/technology/tec…

I'm glad we aren't desperate like that. webdistortion.com/2012/10/26/goo…

Don't worry, we'll never send you an email saying we don't like your website or links

We, for one, welcome our new overlord at Yahoo!

Damn. Maybe if we had turned search in to a game we'd still be here. youtube.com/watch?v=mpPK0a… Badges are cool, right?

Wish we had known that we could be like drug dealers and charge for free services after users got dependent on us tinyurl.com/ckmvncu

Complete list of our updates for April. 1. uhhhh, hmmm

@dbasch on How Google Killed Inktomi (It's like looking in a mirror) diegobasch.com/a-relevant-tal…

@011100110110010 That would be sooooo cool.

RT @rustybrick: <-- Search Geek…. Alta Vista Road cartoonbarry.com/2012/05/alta_v…

In an effort to stay relevant, we have released the Mogwai Update. Don't get it wet or link to it after midnight.

After seeing all the drama in Google results this week, I'm glad we haven't updated our algorithm in a while.

Google’s Matt Cutts: I Was Worried We’d Be Crushed By Altavista #WebProNews tinyurl.com/88ryte3 ; that would have been nice

@lyena We wish!

Can someone please explain how anything can be over optimized? If it's over optimized isn't it no longer optimal? tinyurl.com/76ewms5

Google, Yahoo Both Fail At Moneyballing Oscar Predictions tinyurl.com/6pae452 via @sengineland : we were 100% right we voted popcorn

Goodbye Scroogle. You can come sit at our table now. searchengineland.com/scroogle-org-i… #scroogle via @sengineland

Why would I want to share my search results? I search for some pretty freaky stuff tinyurl.com/7zom6wf