Altered_M1ndz

@PapiTrumpo I attended in person as I was officiating, but some of the wedding party's fam were older during the beginning of covid that did.

Has anyone ever attended a wedding using facetime? —ASKING FOR A FRIEND!!!

@Maga4liberty @TDaddyo1 To be fair, its funny cuz its true

Sheriff Grady Judd is being called "unprofessional" for not being able to contain his laughter and cracking jokes about transgender prostitutes caught in an uncovered sting. LGBTQ groups are also upset because he called one suspect an "it." But come on, can you blame him? 🤣

@MAGAVoice If true, couldn't @elonmusk jist...phone home?

ELON MUSK IS AN ALIEN. HE’S BUILDING SPACEX TO GO BACK HOME

@alphafox Wont find his name in a Chinese phone book.

I wonder how he folds towels: 🤔

@MyLordBebo "Do you have me in flap?" is the new "Do you have me on speaker?"

🇺🇦 LMAO: Babushka came up with a phone holder so she can cook food for the family while talking to her sister. Self-sewn phone holder … awww

@Eduardopto @liz_churchill10 Id just like a sequel to the real life version

@liz_churchill10 been waiting on a sequel for a long time. definitely going to be a massive opening weekend.

Mel Gibson’s ‘The Resurrection of the Christ: Part One’ in theatres May 6, 2027. This movie is going to break box office records 🏆

@catsareblessing @hrkbenowen Ha, total mom move. My ex used to do that to me with our kids lol. Being a stay at home cat ain't no joke

Mom cat leaving her human to babysit so she can sleep 😴

@TheCriticalDri1 The best of times 😎

The most calming thing I've watched in a long time 🙏

@DubzyOnceAgain fuckin' diabolical.

PLEASE ,WYATT, I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT!

🇺🇸Farm kids are just built different. This is America.🇺🇸

@alphafox Least when he played down he found a little bit of shade. Id of just got sunburned lol

Eating a ton of eddies and then doing yard work: 😭

@laurabrun1011 Who posts pics of empty cars?? So weird.

Bet you can’t see me in my camo

@PeriklesGREAT @DragonSword778 Look at the size of that clam!

What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner ?

@Gr4ck3L @PlanetOfMemes Merely a flesh wound 😆

@Altered_M1ndz @PlanetOfMemes marked safe from knife attacks

On my way to tell my wife to calm down and to stop acting like her mother. 💥

@1Nicdar The thermostat, the fridge, my mother's purse (or any woman's purse, to this day I still dont) and we never ever set foot in my parents room.

What was the one thing in your house nobody was allowed to touch growing up?

@GrowingUpRetro @4thOfJuly365 A ceramic dish with Andes mint candies

I can't wait to see these answers.

@catturd2 If this was Minnesota it'd be a somali with a cat, NY? A bum with a rat, San Fran? A homeless addict amd his skat. If you need to be weird be Florida weird

An average day in my home state.

@1Nicdar This is why I stay rural.

I retired over 2 years ago, and started driving less. I had a major seizure a little over a year ago, and now I almost never drive for safety reasons. I’m glad, because Florida roads are becoming more congested by the day. I feel bad for the people who have to deal with it.