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@HabsOnReddit Hage and Fowler for Crosby. Do it!

Sidney Crosby today on Juraj Slafkovsky & the Habs: “He seems like a mature guy…They’ve got a great team that supports him. He’s got the right things around him (in Montreal) but he’s doing a great job himself.”

@sidseixeiroshow Torts vs. Marty.

We're one step closer to a Montreal Canadiens/Mitch Marner Stanley Cup Final. Is that the matchup most hockey fans want to see? #sick #thesidseixeiroshow

@butchbeargirl They will never admit it but he was concussed in the Tampa series (fight+massive center ice hit) and it carried over to Buffalo. Uncoordinated, one step too slow, etc. Notice, he has stopped hitting. He seems right now. Behind the back pass to Caufield, dangle goal. Watch out!

coming back to this but like if you watch closely you can pinpoint the exact moment he realizes “wait i’m goated”

@MadelnCanada Unpopular opinion: 3 because so few teams even make the playoffs.

Which trophy is the hardest for a team to win?

@mr_bullet_proof @typesfast How is 7.3/10 “Great”?

@typesfast 15k a piece 😩

Me: I think I’ll go to the World Cup finals StubHub: tickets in lower bowl are going for $74k each Guess I will watch it on TV

@spittinchiclets He’s not concussed anymore.

WHAT A NASSTYYY TOE-DRAG FROM SLAFKOVSKY 🤢

@BR_OpenIce Fraudie Andersen?

MILLER CHALLENGES THE PUCK AND IT LEAVES DEMIDOV OPEN ON THE BREAKAWAY, 4-1 HABS!!!! 😱🚨

@Underdog I’d choose Henry and just launch myself at his legs hoping to trip him.

You have 100 attempts at one of these challenges. You win $1,000,000 if you complete it. Which are you choosing?

Bottom line: The president should not be able to own and trade stocks. Or the vice president. Or members of Congress.

@araghchi Let’s reframe: You spend billions of dollars on state of the art anti aircraft equipment while your people starve and you murder 35,000 of them for speaking out. Best you could do with all that $$$ was ding a couple of aircraft. How’s Origami Khameni doing?

Months after initiation of war on Iran, US Congress acknowledges loss of dozens of aircraft worth billions. Our powerful Armed Forces are confirmed as 1st to strike down a touted F-35. With lessons learned and knowledge we gained, return to war will feature many more surprises.

@CarloDimi @AdamVingan He often takes bad penalties but I like the rest of his game.

@AdamVingan You’d be surprised to know there was a portion of the Habs fanbase who were calling for his head during the season. I’d like to ask them how they feel about his play now since playoffs started.

It doesn’t get discussed much because neither player is a household name, but where does Alexandre Carrier (who assisted on this goal) for Justin Barron rank among the worst NHL trades in recent memory?

@TOSportsAdam There is no such thing as fraudulent when you beat two top teams 4 times out of 7. Were they dominated at times? Yes. Did they find a way to win the most important game? Yes. Ali-Foreman. Nobody called Ali a fraud for his victory.

I rather lose in the first round every year knowing we were the better team than fluking our way to a fraudulent conference finals appearance just to get swept.

Cutter Gauthier: Plays 12 NHL playoff games with two broken vertebrae. D’Aaron Fox: Misses a playoff semi-final game with ankle soreness. The difference between NHL and NBA player toughness and commitment is mind boggling.

@Steve_Dangle Usually teams go golfing after having been eliminated. Canes had enough time to book themselves 2 full golf weekends.

Hurricanes players could have gone to the World Championships, played to stay warm, and come back again.

@robertlouis33 Fowler and Hage for Crosby.

If Kent Hughes can make another “Noah Dobson” level trade this summer, the Habs might legit win a Cup next year. And just to be clear: I’m not saying that to express how close the Habs are. I’m saying it to express how incredible the addition of Noah Dobson has been. #GoHabsGo

@dahiya_Rohtas Can you tell it that you drive an ev so that it knows you can take the ev lane? Can you tell it that you are 2+ passengers so it knows you can use carpool lanes? Have they solved basic shit before adding a bunch of useless ai powered bloat?

🚨 BREAKING: Google Maps just rolled-out a massive upgrade. This will be the biggest upgrade in over a decade. Here are 7 Mind-blowing features that will surprise you:

@reporterchris @NHLPR Both teams beat Buffalo in round 2.

The Montreal Canadiens are the youngest NHL team to advance to the conference final since the 1993 #habs, per @NHLPR. Both teams with an average age of 25.8.

What’s a 10/10 movie but hardly anyones heard of it?

Who's the first wrestler you think of when you see this?

@TouchlineX It won’t be the first ever world cup with the most expensive tickets ever.

🚨 What you NEED to know about the upcoming World Cup! • This will be the first World Cup with 48 teams, instead of 32. • This will be the first World Cup hosted by 3 countries. • This will be the first World Cup with a Round of 32. • This will be the first World Cup where you need to win 8 games, not 7. • This will be the first World Cup with halftime interviews. • This will be the first World Cup where VAR will intervene with corner kicks. • This will be the first World Cup with a halftime show in the Final. • This will be the first World Cup with the most expensive tickets ever.