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It really is remarkable that the big suits from ITV sat down in a room together and came to the unanimous conclusion that Clive Tyldesley should be permanently replaced by the bloke who commentates on Dancing on Ice and Soccer Aid.

@RichardCW09 That might be a bridge too far, Richard. Let's try and keep things realistic.

@AlternativeMUFC Just after the come down of winning the League Cup a couple of months earlier?

I'm really going to enjoy watching this fella lift the premier league trophy next May. And then I'll enjoy watching him lift the Champions League trophy a week later even more. After just about calming down from watching him lift the FA Cup trophy a couple of weeks earlier.

Nationality : Brazilian. Shirt number: 17 Smile: Fucking massive This guy is most certainly the second coming of the Pastor. Good job I didn't delete all those memes.

One last beer to clear the apartment fridge before the coach picks us up to take us to the airport. How depressing.

@AlternativeMUFC I hope he doesn't get a minute

@realrobgreen I'd blame Pickford for my train being delayed. Always enjoyable to take the piss out of that prune.

@AlternativeMUFC You seriously can’t be blaming Pickford for that goal.

T-rex tits just went full t-rex tits. And you should never go full t-rex tits.

@wezo78 She definitely watches football every other summer at a maximum.

@AlternativeMUFC The ones that for 10 months of the year are screaming " whys this shit on my TV again"!!!

@darryllatham1 No. That's my one saving grace.

@AlternativeMUFC Do you have Matterface and Dixon on comms?

I keep my phone off for 99% of the holiday. So here's some snaps from the Mrs phone, to let you all know that I'm having an absolutely cracking time and to wish you all a very happy Wednesday. UTFG 🇬🇷

England kick off at 3am here and I don't give half a shit enough to be staying up for that to then be up a few hours after it finishes to deal with a toddler in 40 degree heat. So I'll settle for Brazil instead. Yamas, lads and lasses 🇬🇷

Obligatory smug bastard on holiday post.

@manc689908 No can do.

@AlternativeMUFC If the other person has ticketmaster easy just to transfer them

Anybody had the print at home tickets on Ticketmaster before? They release three days before the gig. Are they PDFs so they can be downloaded and printed? I need to give them to someone and don't want to be left stuck three days before the gig when I'm out of the country.

@bayliss_alex That's exactly what I wanted to hear

@AlternativeMUFC you can always print to pdf, then share the pdf with the person and they print it themselves

@CopePhillip From the print at home option?

@AlternativeMUFC I’ve always downloaded to my phone

Walcott or Pele, Walcott or Pele ............