AltuveMuse

Throwback to when Mike fiers threw a Yes-Hitter against the Astros which made him snitch

Rangers how’s the weather down there?

Take me back…

Here comes the fake comeback

It’s only game 1 and the season feels over

Seasons over.

“It’s too soon to be overreacting” this offense already shows no hope and is identical to last years offense.

I don’t know how we are going to surviving watching this team play 161 more games. This is horrid and it’s only the first game of the season.

Maybe it’s time to admit the Astros offense really is ass and has been for a couple years.

@Rangers @Burgatron13

First dinger of the year goes to @Burgatron13 💪

Fucking unwatchable

these fucking bloop hits are going to give me an aneurysm

This is literally the Astros offense:

Just pathetic. The team has no fight

@Rangers @CarterBaumler YALL ARE SO ASS HAHAHAHHA. 5-0 GTFO LOSERS

Welcome To The Show, @CarterBaumler!

Atta boy C-Walk. Please for the love of god drive him in

I can’t see the Astros scoring any runs this game. We are really gonna lose 1-0

I’m so glad we traded for Loperfido

Astros offense so far…

@Minari_037 Geez of course that happens. I can’t relive the Astros offense from last year again

@AltuveMuse Roof took away a likely homerun from Yordan, other than that...same as last year (not good)

Just turned on the game, how’s the offense doing?