Just a Wizard on His BS

@basedbinkie Sorry I have a policy: no ego death.

Will you join my mercenary company? We offer 401k, dental, vision and pension plans and life insurance But you’ll have to fight flesh assimilating eldritch monstrosities that completely devours your ego and identity as it assimilates your feeble form into the greater hivemind

@Zekenator_77 I see you let Callie get her own cake.

「Happy Birthday!」 My gift to you Calli! 骨 Happy Birthday! ! ! ! Hope you like this fanart drawing gift Calli. #UNCUTROCK #callillust

@basedbinkie "Anybody can ice skate DOWNHILL" says Pippi as she finishes lacing up her skates.

Pippi's only talent

@KXNGAO I've never seen somebody mitigate harm from a nasty bump as well as Knight did here.

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK THIS IS AN INSANE BUMP WTFFFFF #AEW #AEWCollision

@basedbinkie It took me until this post to get the 'Oh Lord Karotte has 3 rabbit retainers because carrots'

I wish I can meet you for the first time again

@basedbinkie I was just thinking about Flayne and criticizing her for going so far out of her way to do things the hard way while relying on her heritage/mother to get her through it. This knowledge mitigates this criticism somewhat.

"I will tell you this my Lord... Your daughter fears the person she becomes when she wields a spear" "I know, and it hurts me more than you know"

@basedbinkie Thank you for reminding us that our wife is awful.

Crown Joust The Official (IN-UNIVERSE) Familiar Lands Trading Card Game! (I like the idea of a card game almost everyone plays for some reason and they get really into collecting it, makes me wanna think of more interesting hobbies for my characters)

@basedbinkie Tax Haven.

I took a “Guess all 50 states test” and I keep getting Delaware wrong, I think there is something deep within me that refuses to acknowledge it’s existence… What the heck is even in there?

@Touyarokii She's playing Sudoku.

POV: you are in Pokemon Legends ZA and watch Canari’s streams for the first time

@HiddenPowerPod Team Star because they're lovable and not the villains at all and Penny is the best.

Which Pokémon region had the best villainous team? All of these teams are good for their own reasons, but certain ones stand out for being iconic or unique: Rocket, Galactic, Plasma, Skull, Aether, etc.

@zentreya You don't look that much like Animal. Your eyes are larger and your nose is redder.

I told my Dad I'm a Vtuber. He said "What the heck is that?" , explained to him, sent a picture, said "So... your like a Muppet! That's cool! You kinda look like the red muppet with the crazy red hair... Animal!" Fuck meeeee man. LIKE WHAT?? WE DON'T EVEN LOOK THE SAME?

@RonnieFilyaw You're gonna miss the ending Ronnie.

@CTOTHELOS77 The door to the right. The money created by the left door would destroy the economy and render the currency worthless.

Which door are you opening?

@HijoDeWrestling @AllDAYZ77 The Heel Micheal Cole run began because from the second Cole say Bryan he hated him. This would go on to create the worst stretch of commentary in the history of major professional wrestling.

@AllDAYZ77 Why was Michael Cole being such a piece of shit? 💀

The early version of NXT was weird, lmao. Mfs were doing everything except wrestling 😂 Imagine if the IWC was around during this version of NXT, lmao 😭

@snuffyowo Starbound is kind of a 2D version of what I wanted No Man's Sky to be.

DEFINITELY only 10 games to get to know me !! (ง ื▿ ื)ว

@CalamityPandaVT @snuffyowo Mascot platformer I think.

@snuffyowo Starbound is an interesting choice, not sure what Klonoa is, what type of game is it?

@basedbinkie I'm probably in the minority here but...ew.

The house special!

@basedbinkie Uh-oh, somebody used the H-word.

Come back to me, Soul of Mine

@basedbinkie "Wants to be understood" "Refuses to communicate in any language" Your plan has some flaws Mimi.

Mimi Mimey-Moux

@nocontextmemes Killing Time.