Alun David Vale

We are going up! I just guided Gwernyfed to 2nd place in Non-League C football-chairman.com

I'm playing Football Chairman and I'm trying to get Gwernyfed to the top! football-chairman.com

Happy new years you horrible fuckers. On the wreck with Dave and Diane down the caravan tonight.

@GwynneEdward that dog could do with a twix up its arse.

@tamaracole95 When you hitting maga babe #seeyou #shagyou #leaveyou

RT IF YOUR COMING TO MAGALUF IN THE NEXT 2 WEEKS! #Magaluf!

For the haters and the non believers in the SITB business model. Fuck you!

Thanks for all your love and support in this time of need! hope to be snacking to our businesses full potential passed the recession!

Selling is harder than everyone thinks currently its difficult times for me and the family however, with strong dedication we have gt thro

@amy_louiselewis I love them all m8. #anyholeisagoal

Anyone interested in leftover gone off squished sweets? Boost bar, 20p kitkat, 15p Twix, 10p Double decker 23p. Twirl, 12p. Malteaser 14p.

@RochRia I like your lips #pussylips

Age isn't important if you're a mature salesman like me #pullanybird

@stephens_haz See you then ;) xxx #cheekyBJ

@amy_louiselewis im immature ATM but when im 34 would you consider?

@SophiePritch you wait till maga like ;)

If you like sex, fishing, selling and chocolate I am your man!

@AquabatiqueBeth There is only one minniemouse you'll be playing with #mycock

@amy_louiselewis sweating is the burning of kitkats/boost bars/double deckers. #salesman

@SophiePritch ill give you MAGALUF #stickyfingers