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😮‍💨 Pff, el tridente que podría tener el Barça la próxima temporada GAY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇦🇷🇬🇶

Se casó mi niño, viva los novios

“ESTE GOBIERNO ODIA LA EDUCACIÓN ODIA LA CIENCIA Y USA EL DINERO PARA HACERSE CASCADAS” -“PARA EDUCARSE HACE FALTA ESTUDIAR” +”ESTUDIAR Y LUCHAR PORQUE CUANDO TENEMOS DOCENTES CON SALARIOS DE MISERIA, O CUANDO TENEMOS UNA FACULTAD LLENA DE RATAS, DONDE LOS PIBES NO PUEDEN COMPRAR UN APUNTE ENTONCES NO PODEMOS ESTUDIAR” EDU EMPEZÓ HACIÉNDOSE EL DESINTERESADO PERO HABLÓ CON ESTUDIANTE DE LETRAS Y LO DEJÓ MUDO

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🚨🗣️ Interviewer: “Mikel, who’s the toughest player you’ve ever faced in your career?” Mikel Arteta: “There are so many incredible players I’ve played against. Mohamed Salah with his explosiveness, Khvicha Kvaratskhelia and his dribbling, Ousmane Dembélé because you never know which direction he’ll go, Kevin De Bruyne with his vision, Bruno Fernandes with his creativity, Cole Palmer with his composure… honestly, the list is endless.” Interviewer: “What about Erling Haaland?” Arteta: “Haaland once told me to stay humble… but in the end, I humbled him.” Interviewer: “By the way, Arsenal played Real Madrid last season and you didn’t even mention Mbappé or Vinícius Jr…” Arteta: “Yes, it’s true we played against them… but you should ask Declan Rice what he did to Real Madrid.”

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