Dan Green

Find someone who looks at you the way Nadhim Zahawi looks at whoever is most likely to be in charge of the Conservative Party next

No one: Every Arctic Monkeys song for the last 5 years:

War On Drugs are a proper ‘5pm on a Saturday with your first red wine of the evening’ kind of band aren’t they.

I'd have listened to every one of these bands. Especially We're From Spain.

Note to self: Don't forget to wake up the guy from Green Day today.

@thatdarylsmith Wedding night...

Just been given 8kg of butter by charlottes dairy farmer stepdad for our wedding cake. We needed 1kg. What do we do with this much butter?!?

Pls share to stop confusion. THERE IS NO £2,500 CAP ON ENERGY BILLS. Instead the new 1 Oct guarantee, like the old caps, limits - Daily charge (28p gas, 46p elec) - & Unit rates (10p/kWh gas, 34p/kWh elec) So use more, pay more. £2,500 is just what someone with avg use'd pay

Rude.

@thatdarylsmith Someone on Twitter described the BBC news coverage as MournHub and it is one of the best things I've heard.

The Queue is the most addictive reality tv show I’ve ever watched

@grainbrewery Love it. We're always looking for new options so breweries making them now I think are ahead of the curve and should be applauded! Think we might be a bit far way to purchase, but hope it sells well!

We’ve just released a 2.5% beer. No one’s had a chance really to try it yet but mixed responses from pubs to the idea. From ‘No - what’s the point’ to ‘great idea, we’ll have some’. So I’m interested to know what people think of a table beer’s place in the market?

🎉GIVEAWAY ALERT🎉 Hey look at all you lovely people, there’s over 1200 of you! I think that means I should give away 2 more tickets to see @EdGambleComedy on tour this fall in the city of your choice! RT this to enter and for a bonus entry, DM me what Ed’s newest tattoo is 🤘🏻

@tuggers1759 @katie__arabella @LCBFestival You have to sing it to the tune of 'Senorita' by Justin Timberlake

@katie__arabella @LCBFestival Going to need a lot of this today 🍻

HAPPY BEER CHRISTMAS FRIENDS @LCBFestival

Someone get Liz a flannel...

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

@likethemurphys @bigsmokebrew 👍

@DonzokoBeer 100%

if i order loads more cord big foam hats will you buy them?

@thatdarylsmith @BrandSanderson Outrageous. Call it off.

Been told I can’t use the immortal words from @BrandSanderson’s Stormlight Archive as my wedding vow 🥲

Come get some!

Abso-fucking-lutely

@ToastAle Butter Side Up

If… we were to open a taproom, what should we call it?