I don't eat all reptiles, just the good ones.
-Charlie
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Drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance. A beautiful dance, with a chainsaw. - Frank
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Mac: Guys, why aren't the brakes working?!
Charlie: Because I cut the brakes! WILDCARD, BITCHES! Yeeeeehaaaaw!
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Dee: What are you expecting to find?
Frank: Lot of shady shit.
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A lot of people are bugging their babies these days. I guess babies can't be trusted.
-Frank
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Dennis: I'm starting to think we need to intervene on you for your goddamn illiteracy.
Dee: Yeah Charlie, you are getting real dumb.
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Horrible thing. I'm all worked up now. I feel bad. I feel like maybe I should have some more wine in a can.
-Charlie
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Do you mind snapping a photo of us for the website? Could you just put your hands over my hands, so they look like my hands?
- Uncle Jack
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Mac:We just want to put him in for a couple of minutes
Dee:Just to get a nice base roasting, golden brown or real tan
Mac:Just to get a base
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Right; we could smear the walls with their blood, guys. There are any number of twisted scenarios that could play out here.
- Dennis
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I was hoping the photo of Mr. Jenner could represent the standard of excellence I'm hoping to bring to this position.
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Frank: Charlie is my right-hand man.
Dennis: Charlie can't read.
Frank: He'll adapt.
Dennis: He'll adapt to reading?
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I shoulda popped my shirt off. Goddammit, really shoulda popped that shirt off.
-Dennis
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Dee, do not be a drunk, punchy whore, okay, YOU WHORE?
-Mac
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Lawyer: Oh good, you're all here.
Frank: Who invited the Jew lawyer?
Lawyer: Not Jewish...
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