AW 💫

@Watchman_motto West Elm sending this pic to China to find out how cheap they can make one.

This place could be a problem for me. Better hope I never find it. Danish modern for miles.

no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520

Gotta love maritime law. You can tell it’s just glorified pirates code

La localisation du porte-avions français Charles de Gaulle rendue possible grâce à l'imprudence d'un marin utilisant l'application de running Strava, rapporte Le Monde. En faisant son footing sur le pont, il révélait la présence du navire.

What an upset! My bracket is in shambles

Simple, no frills NCAA Tournament schedule Will post updates for Saturday and Sunday. Google link: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now

I love goods. But sometimes services just hit

Verdict is in: Afroman FULL victory, with no claims going to any of the Adams County Sheriff plaintiffs, total courtroom W for @ogafroman Solid news for First Amendment protections of free speech, parody, artistic creation and fans of Lemon Pound Cake.

The Adams County Sheriff's Office has received a flood of social media comments, DMs, and phone calls about the #Afroman defamation trial. It’s clear this is important to a lot of people. There's just one small issue: that's the ACSO in Ohio. We are the ACSO in #Colorado. Different states, same name. #AfromanTrial #WrongAdamsCounty

Wonder what they're up to

I love the office pool picks where the person picks their Alma mater to win it all no matter their chances. Yeah man this is definitely Hofstra’s year. If they lose it won’t make you feel even worse.

They would have to remove me from the courtroom. 😭😭😭😭 #AfromanTrial

"crypto and tulip farming" is a very funny bit

Oof, probably shouldn’t have done the whole fraud thing then.

NEW: Afroman's music video "Lemon Pound Cake" played in court as "Officer Poundcake" was forced to sit and watch. Adams County Sheriff's deputies are suing Afroman after he released a music video following a botched raid on his home. At one point during the trial, the video was played during Officer Shawn Cooley's testimony. The song was inspired after the officer allegedly glanced down at Afroman's desert during the botched raid on his home. Officers claim that Afroman's songs and social media posts following the raid caused them "mental distress and danger." (ABC6)

they’re actually doing it

Heading over the Kalshi Prediction Bar in Las Vegas to catch the game.