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Crazy how they’re all golden boy winners

The greatest ever played for you, had to leave due to financial issues, club was in the mud. Then randomly a 17 year old who said goat gave a bath to comes out of nowhere rescues the club and becomes arguably the best player itw in 2 years. Do you realise how nuts that is?

RIFLEEEEEE🇧🇧🇧🇧

Juntar a Yildiz con Lamine Yamal es un sueño húmedo

Top of the league.

Men gotta do another comeback or wuh?

Koke stays on the pitch after that challenge on Lamine Yamal, then Cubarsí gets sent off… the inconsistency is crazy. UCL nights like this leave more questions than answers. 💔 x.com/ZbMedia19357/s…

New season, nothing changes.

conquest just let it go bruh it’s over 😭

I dont fw thragg's voice actor

WE ALL THOUGHT CONQUEST WAS COMING BACK 😭

Hakkasan, Las Vegas 🚀

Imagine your 500th goal being something like this

Just clocked we've scored exactly 22 goals against Real Madrid since they signed Mbappe. 😂

So let’s get this straight… If missing a final = you didn’t win the UCL, then: Xavi (2006) ❌ Alessandro Nesta (2007) ❌ Gary Neville (2008) ❌ Dani Alves (2009) ❌ Thiago Motta (2010) ❌ Thiago Alcantara (2011) ❌ John Terry (2012) ❌ Toni Kroos doesn’t have 6 UCLs… he “missed” 2013 ❌ Xabi Alonso (2014) ❌ Thomas Vermaelen (2015) ❌ Raphael Varane (2016) ❌ Pepe (2017) ❌ Mateo Kovacic (2018) ❌ Naby Keita (2019) ❌ Jerome Boateng (2020) ❌ Olivier Giroud (2021) ❌ Gareth Bale / Eden Hazard (2022) ❌ Riyad Mahrez (2023) ❌ Arda Guler (2024) ❌ Presnel Kimpembe (2025) ❌ They should all return their medals then… right? 🤔

How many times did Zidane win the UCL for him to be there over Xavi and Iniesta?

Carreras every time he sees Olise running at him 😭😭😭

1 guy asking for a handball and the other calling for offside 😭😭😭 They’re so used to the ref bailout hahah