Alyssa Lima - Chaotic neutral performer and nerd

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@awkwardgoogle I tried drawing him at a restaurant with the kids crayons

They are so cute. More couples need to do this 💕

5 episodes into the killer finale of You and I’m like…but…what if… more seasons??? Please????

Bring surrounded by 6 different fires was not on my bingo card for 2025 😵‍💫

Photography @HappyTriggerLA

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@elonmusk I have kids. Love my children. Would not trade my children for anything. When my friends say they don’t think they want kids I’m like if you don’t want them don’t do it. It’s so expensive and the economy is so bad. 😂

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Happy #NationalDaughtersDay and #HispanicHeritageMonth to all who celebrate. Mucho amor para mi hermosa hija y nieta. ❤️🇪🇸🇵🇷

@reagankathryn_ Piplup is the best 😭

We did it. The last dentist procedure 😭 they let me hold piplup the entire time 💙

@SenseiTrike You’re so right! What was I thinking. 😅

@AlyssaMarieLima But theyll miss out on getting their fresh mocha chai pumpkin spice lattes!

The amount of people that run red lights in LA is crazy. Please wait your turn and don’t run into me and my children. 🙏🏼

@GlennHustonVO Right. Like just wait 30 seconds and it’ll be your turn again! I’ve almost been hit so many times. 🥲

@AlyssaMarieLima It will never be me. Those folks make me 😡

@thotenj0y3r @Valhgoria 😊🙏🏼

@Valhgoria Me when i see @AlyssaMarieLima in her vampire fit

@dom_lucre I saw a thing like this in Burbank. Did a little loopdy loop and then disappeared into the clouds 🫠

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Here is some of the footage of the UFO sighting in Palmdale and Lancaster, California.

When the random video on your phone matches the song so perfectly. 😭🤌🏼

Where my chaotic girlies at???

@WallyWhitsett Hahah I like this take

@AlyssaMarieLima You are not Chi Chi. If you were, Goku would be weak. Never wanting to train. Vegeta would be on top.

Happy 4th of July from your favorite DBZ girlie. ❤️

@dangrrrously @KameraNinjaa Can’t wait to see them all!

1 or 2 and why??? 👀

@goofyguy_omi I am! It was more shocking than anything.

Love to start my morning with a hit and run before 9am after dropping my daughter at summer camp. 🫠