American Association of Anthropologists 🗯

From the river to the sea. 🇵🇸

We have heard you, our faithful members, and we agree: “sibilant power” is the true menace to the sustainability of anthropology. #LongLiveBoas (“Boomer privilege” was disqualified because it is ageist and also it is not a phonetic articulation. Thank you for understanding.)

@StevenBHu @anthronow [Bene Gesserit voice]: sibilant power is the mind clouder

@AmAnthroAss @anthronow Spice (Dune)

In your anthropological opinion, which substance more potently clouds the mind? (Just trying to see something.) #AnthroTwitter #drugs #phonetics

Some of the best job ads we’ve ever seen, congrats on your awards, you are truly models to the discipline

Please do not disturb us with your problems, we are tending to very important business

#2021AAABaltimore If you’re having trouble navigating the conference program or with technical difficulties, feel free to let us know in the feedback form *after* the conference, which we definitely take into consideration (lol), but for now, stop harshing our buzz plz 🤑🤑🤑

@matthewcwatson @deanchahim @AmericanAnthro You’re as likely to get guidance from the real @AmericanAnthro as you are from us (a parody account)

How would you like *free* registration for #2021AAABaltimore? It’s easy! You can: 1) Ask your mum to pay 2) Mug an elderly passerby 3) Fuck it, don’t register, just walk in, no one is gonna stop you, and if they try, tell them Ed Liebow sent ya 😎

@aescalante0 @trgenovese @AmericanAnthro Thank you for drawing our attention to this disrespectful tweet. @trgenovese is now banned from the organization for his insolence. Have a nice day!

Tell us, @AmericanAnthro, what exactly are you providing for the conference this year? It looks like all you're doing is extorting us for conference fees while making us do absolutely everything. You should be paying us at this point.

The theme of our face-to-face conference is “Lol there’s a still pandemic” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 haha

.@eweissunburied is a white supremacist, pass it on

Did it hurt? When you renewed your membership dues?

Our fall plans: The Delta variant:

Pfft, Delta variant? Yeah, you can fly a @delta variant airplane to Baltimore this November for #AAA2021! See you soon #anthrotwitter! *ᵐᵃˢᵏˢ ˢᵗʳᵒⁿᵍˡʸ ᵉⁿᶜᵒᵘʳᵃᵍᵉᵈ

Us: We’ve listened to you. We’ve heard your calls. We’ve read your threads. We know what the people want. Our membership is our future, and it’s time for real, meaningful change! Also us: [renews Wiley contract for 100 more years]

There's no way to join either. Just add us to your CV. Who cares? We also have no annual meetings, no journals, no material resources to speak of!. But we have each other. And that's already more than the real AAA has to offer. 🏴

There are no dues for joining @AmAnthroAss, as I don't earn an income from this position, and therefore I have no reason to justify exorbitant fees that would otherwise be disproportionately burdensome to students, precariously employed, and junior faculty

Hi new followers, I'm Fred Frebow, Executive Director of @AmAnthroAss . I believe that all Black lives matter, all cops are bastards (even your uncle), housing is a human right, trans people are people, legalize all drugs, land back (with interest), and #FreePalestine

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