Amber has a BOOK DEAL! 💀

*pinches self* Y’all, I’ve been keeping this secret since NOVEMBER, and I still can’t believe this is my life

@theagwrites I can’t believe you’re literally coming to TEXAS in days and I can’t drive to Austin 😭😭😭

Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s DOA 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Ya know, I used to hate living in the most conservative place on earth. But after the election, my last two fucks flew out the window. Now I’m sooo glad I live here. Can you imagine if I lived in a blue state? Not a single person considering me a societal menace? I’d be so sad

“If I get bad press for saying don’t put a homophobic racist in office, then I get bad press for that.” —TS VOTE.

@BeccaACarter 😭😳 whyyyyy

@AmHamWrites Wave a hand, nod head, shrug shoulders, wink an eye - they can be anywhere, lurking in a sentence you've read a thousand times 👀👀

Me, as an editor: We don't say we "wave a hand" because we can only wave a hand so it's redundant 🙂 Me, catching a "wave a hand" in my manuscript: *sets laptop aside, gets up, and walks to the nearest mirror* YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE, A FRAUD 🤡

@billifer1973 Whiskey

What wine pairs best with Election Day?

@caitlinrose377 NEED 😍

ARCANE x THE CROW an undercover assignment sends Maren back to her hometown to investigate her ex-friend-turned-crimeboss, Fenn. when her spying kicks off a war between gangs, cultists & the army and awakens old feelings, she must decide where her loyalties lie.. #W #AG #A #F #R

The way I’ve been working through plot holes in this manuscript for two years only deepens my rage for “SOMEHOW Palpatine returned”

Typing up the content warning page for the new project and this thing might have columns 🫣

@caitlinrose377 Same 🫣 the Shakespeare snob in me was giggling the whole time

@AmHamWrites there’s an obnoxious English lit student that lives inside me….. I loved it too 😅

any recommendations for Unsettling Literary/Folk Horror? (Is that a genre???) I wanna get spooky but in a very specific “something is very wrong here and that thing is Me” sort of way

@caitlinrose377 Ohh so good. But people get bogged down with all the Shakespeare. I personally loved that.

@AmHamWrites SAME!!! i was just talking about it this morning 😍

Growing up I needed more media and literary depictions of cutting people out like a tumor

@lhamiltonwriter 🤣 me neither tbh

@AmHamWrites I’ve heard people use it in CA but for the record, it never helps me 😂

Part research question, part just curious. Do all Americans measure things in football fields or is that just a Texan thing? Example: that tornado landed about a football field away

@kirkraff 🤣

@AmHamWrites For smaller distances we switch to the banana standard

I got five offers on my eventual successful manuscript. Still took me 150 rejections, yall. Stay strong.

@Elizabe87334323 Aw see, that’s beautiful. If a 21 yo would act like an adult that’d be great

@AmHamWrites It's silly. I met my guy when I was 31 and he was 21, and we're still together, more than 30 years later.

Turning 34 means men start calling you an “older woman” on the dating apps, apparently 👵🏻

Am I just using Twitter to vent about the hell that is getting back into dating? Yes, yes I am. I just sat down for the first time after parenting and working my second job all day, and a man texts me to complain about how he’s “dying” because he has a cold 😑

@Elizabe87334323 If not that at least another reason to raise my minimum age requirement. This lad was 28, but apparently I’m ancient 💀

@AmHamWrites Another reason not to go on the dating apps?