Amanda Hitt

On a STRICT four hour Motrin/Tylenol rotation gonna need a liver cleanse after this

Spraying perfume on a plane should be illegal

The people that won’t even watch anything about the moon mission are so boring. Have you no whimsy in your life??????

Omg i have this new habit of drinking a few sips out of the pickle jar and idk if it’s good or bad

You have to think that you might want sourdough bread 16 days before you actually do because it’s a god damn three day process like how come I still don’t have my bread and I started this Thursday 😭😂

“why are we gendering the moon?” i mean why would the moon be a man lmao

No better feeling of fitting into the “some day this will fit again” dress 😌

What is ~ peace ~

I need to sleep for three days

Am i just going to get scam calls every day for the rest of my life or

Taking my healthy gut supplements that help break down my food with a Celsius 🤝

Do I have to pay off my CCs if we have WW3?

Watched the lunar eclipse in real time this morning 🤩

Five days of mercury retrograde and I’m already getting my ass kicked

The next time one of my friends want to see me they can come to Miami because I’m not doing this traffic again

More mornings like this

Do you think when I have dreams about Luca he’s also having doggie dreams about me?

I haven’t baked cookies in too long and that’s a fucking problem

Everybody really be up in your business when you’re the marketing girl go head come do my job if you want to do it so badly