Panda

We are still together btw

I HATE when my Grubhub driver blasts music down my block when dropping off my food. The whole neighborhood doesn’t need to know I needed a BEC at 7am

michelle trachtenberg in ‘eurotrip’ (2004)

I just drank two of these and now I’m responding to everyone’s Instagram story like they sent it to me personally

The amount of people I’m taking off social media because of their “🇺🇸” posts about Trump getting shot is CRAZY.

Coca Cola cures everything

Honestly all I want for my birthday is a Cameo from Jesse Metcalfe lmao

I am so obsessed with Lisa Vanderpump

They will never make me hate you

How is it that EVERY person on Love is Blind lives in these minimalist luxury apartments? Is this staged?????

you got a fast car i got a plan to get us out of here

she’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated

i want my man so excited to see me he pees a lil when i walk thru the door

“Are you seriously about to cry right now” Me already:

@vodkasoda29 LMAO

Hit the dominican spot on the corner for lunch… theyre calling me mamita

Nobody: Me:”Can you crack my back”

@lizzie0f0sh0 Aaaaaahahabahaha

The finale of Six Feet Under changed my life

You hear a lot about golden retriever boyfriends but not girlfriends. I am one. Always excited to see you, motivated by treats and pets, constantly shedding.