wicked bitch of the MWest

Friend: I hate frozen pizza Me: I hate frozen pizza too. That’s why I put it in the oven for a bit before I eat it. Friend:

I need @StevieNicks to write a song for those of us who will still do what we can to help our country but are sad about the choices made. The Silver Springs for the Red Wave if you will.

It really saddens me to know that I exist at the same time as the dumbest timeline ever

Today is canceled - if anyone asks, tell them "My Emotional Support Canadian said so!" 🇨🇦

Modern marriage is about having an (actual) partner. Someone who shows up for you and works on themselves. How Marriage Has Changed:

When a person is traumatized, it's not only the trauma they're healing from, but the number of times they weren't believed. It's being exposed to people who defend their perpetrator. It's being shamed for not letting it go. It's healing from the worlds response to vulnerability.

Autistic me: *makes a solid prediction based on previous experience and connecting dots*. Someone: Don’t be so negative! [My prediction comes to pass] Someone: *either: acts like I never made a prediction; takes credit for it; or says the eventual outcome was ‘inevitable’*

Ringo got knighted. Thus becoming the newest Marvel character- the Knight Starr.

My kid: Mommy I’m hungry! Me: What about that plate of foods you specifically asked for that I made and is sitting right in front of you? My kid: I don’t like it.

This is a not uncommon way that some people organize their headspace …

Surprised my 14yo, Rick Astley loving daughter with a cake to celebrate his birthday today. As you see from the video she was excited. Happy birthday Rick! #RickAstley

@autismsupsoc Me: Hyper vigilant in making sure the phone and headphones have enough battery 🔋 Also Me: self battery 🪫

Autism is having specific items you need to keep with you to navigate you world … AuDHD is perpetually losing said items no matter how critical they are … (and letting your critical electronics run out of power)

As an autistic teen/young adult, I used to think people were my friends if they were simply nice to me. Being used to hostility meant that I read too much into any kindness I received and ended up heartbroken when I learnt people I thought of as friends saw me as an acquaintance.

Everyone before Tay Swift came along… 🎶I forgot that *you existed.🎶 *NFL

The Autistic Struggle of Mimicking Parts of People’s Personality, Until You Don’t Know Who You Are Anymore #Autism #Neurodiversity #Disability

y'all ever be laying in bed and just start doing this

I was totally on board with men saying they were discriminated against in family court until I actually researched it and realized that yes mom's are favored for custody but men still win most cases when they ask for custody Most the time they don't fight for it they just say ok

Autsitic Confession Marble simulating cloth is one of the things that always demands my attention … it’s a need … Like the works of Giovanni Strazza’s who’s veil looks like shear cloth but is in fact marble.

MM/DD/YYYY is how ppl talk. "On January 19th 2024" is normal speech. Who the hell says "On the 19th of January 2024"? Are you writing a letter to your wife from the Civil War? "My dearest Ernestine it is the 19th of January and each day my longing grows for you immensely"