Amanda Taylor

Yes, it’s really me. Scammers got my account. I emailed Mr Musk and before I even got back into my email from sending my SOS, he said “fuck ya, nooe” so I had to start a new page. What a fuckin bummer. Please share far and wide. Thanks

Our waitress/farmer and little one is back @herefordnharley

@MelindaHoward4 🔥 That is by far the best description I've ever heard for an egg that size!

@AmandaT1986 I guess someone just decided to lay an industrial sized egg!

Question of the day: What bird left this egg in the Young Bird house? The egg in the center from the mature duck was laid in a separate coop and they were all shut in. Their maybe #fowlplay but not the sneaky neighbor kind. #misadventureswithamanda

@DozzzzzEric 😢 Female Cardinal from the looks.

Bird down!

@MelindaHoward4 I really thought so but based on research and people who know way more than I do ... Apparently goose egg shells have a different texture than duck. Aside from size, this shell is exactly the same as the other duck eggs. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@AmandaT1986 I’m going to say goose.

@Henry68157 🤣 Oh, yeah. I understand... Cow/calf pair probably didn't make the cut this time?

@AmandaT1986 Oh she would like several things. Lol. Just have to decide what I can afford.

This Sunday will make 29 years with the wife. Still trying to figure out what I should get her…

On today's episode of "What will Amanda find during morning rounds?"... I present lambs I wasn't expecting for about 6 weeks. (No, they're not that early). Surprise!!! #misadventureswithamanda

@MelindaHoward4 🤣🫣 I might resemble that remark.

@MelindaHoward4 🤣🫣 Apparently they had the same adventure today while O was doing chores and I was in town... He said they ran out the gate while he was driving in. It's a good thing they come home when they hear the feed bucket. 🤦🏼‍♀️

@AmandaT1986 Wandering donkeys ☺️

Welcome to 2026; a new year of misadventures. The day included a ladder to collect hidden eggs, a goat wandering outside the pen, & two jack donkeys who snuck out the gate, around the yard, through the barn, & across the road into the neighbors pasture. 🫣#misadventureswithamanda

@DozzzzzEric The mutton captured my attention. Tell me more!

Some more

@cynicalmilkmaid 🙏

Might be a little longer now. Sam's dad is having a stroke. His mom is taking him to the ER right now. Please pray.

@MelindaHoward4 Yes & thank you! The critters are doing well. 🫣 Normal misadventures. 🤦🏼‍♀️ There were surprise kittens in the barn when we got back from Christmas with my family. Eyes open and very friendly. Obviously someone thought we needed them more than them. Hopefully they're good mousers.

@AmandaT1986 Trust your family had a wonderful Christmas, Amanda!!! How’s your crew of critters? I think I’m getting MFH to soften up on the idea of goats ☺️

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! #misadventureswithamanda #oatlivestock #christmas #Jesusisthereason #HolyNight

@drdan1979 Thank you! Happy New Year!

@benjaminaustic Merry Christmas!

Hogarth says Merry Christmas, and also- why are we up so early?

@Bayleewilson I'm questioning how much extra paper there would be if it was wrapped the "normal" way with 3 pieces of tape?