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So is having a mom-bod as charming as a dad-bod or no not even
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Amanda Van Noscrubs
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Amanda Van Noscrubs
@AmandaVanNos
A fucking delight • TruTv • Amazon Prime • I have a question! A podcast
Brooklyn Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Sometimes when I’m lonely I just scroll through emojis to see what’s new. Oh look, coral.
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Personally, I’m on the waitlist for Brandi Carlile voice lessons.
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Me when I think everyone knows everything about me: I can’t believe I didn’t talk to you about my pinkie toes
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Fame is fickle because what happened to the kid from The Rookie?
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What do women want? For the prince to change back into a beast and stay like that.
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Me: I NEED SIX EGGS!!
The world: This is my favorite French beauty hack
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Society: Authoritarianism is overtaking our country! Girl, better fix those thin lips and flat ass!
Me: HOW ARE THOSE RELATED?!
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Government shutdown but now I can micro-needle my face at home with 14k gold spikes
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I feel insane. One minute I’m watching videos of protests, returning hostages, and blatant disregard for democracy the next minute a derm is telling me my gua sha tool is overrated - I’M TURNING INTO A SHELL OF A WOMAN WITH NO SOUL
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I’m at the age where I’ve realized I’ll probably die in a rental property.
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How you gonna say you want a woman who's kinda slutty when you have a belly button that belongs on a winter jacket and you look like you still live at your mom's house #hinge #onlinedating #RelationshipTips
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I hope he can hear in all caps
Governor Newsom Press Office@GovPressOffice
DONALD TRUMP, IF YOU DO NOT STAND DOWN, WE WILL BE FORCED TO LEAD AN EFFORT TO REDRAW THE MAPS IN CA TO OFFSET THE RIGGING OF MAPS IN RED STATES. BUT IF THE OTHER STATES CALL OFF THEIR REDISTRICTING EFFORTS, WE WILL DO THE SAME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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Two communists met in a park….
Zohran Kwame Mamdani@ZohranKMamdani
I was very moved by my conversation with @ewarren...
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I only consider dating apps when I’m a bottle of wine deep
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The Sunday host on @KUT needs to know that she is my fucking favorite
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I need this Trump/Musk fight to be on Jerry Springer because we have to hate both of them at the end.
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It’s refreshing to see famous people on dating apps - they are just like us. Lonely.
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Donald Trump and Melania have landed in Rome for the funeral of Pope Francis.
Can Italy keep them?
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