AmazingNachos

May 12-15th @seanytime @jeffzenisek @CamTheComic SIDESPLITTERSCOMEDY.COM

Not blue cheese #WhatMakesMeBlue

A little disappointed that my bro @BarackObama hasn't nominated me to be Supreme Court Justice. Add peppers to me and now I'm supreme af.

All this fighting occurred from both sides at the #TrumpRally once everyone found out there were not @AmazingNachos being served there!

Me and @BarackObama are gonna hang more once he gets laid off his dumb job he's had the last eight years...we gonna do cool stuff like bowl

Places that don't have me in their establishment, it's like they want to fail. #WeirdThingsICantUnderstand

How someone would order me and be like hold the cheese, I'm a package deal! #WeirdThingsICantUnderstand

Yo @SenSanders all the candidates are sleeping on the #Nachos vote. What u gonna do 4 us? @BarackObama ❤️ Nachos.

Yo bro @BarackObama remember that one time you executive ordered a pizza for me? That was dope, can you executive order legal weed for me?

No big deal...just me hanging with President of the USA @BarackObama

Y'all think you spit fire into da mic? Ain't nothin' hotter than my jalapeños bro. #hawt #comedy

First 15 mins of a comedy show are terrible because the host is usually terrible...but more because @AmazingNachos hasn't come out yet.

Some muthafucka just asked me "are you real?" Bitch please...I'm real af...except for my cheese!