Andrew Blosser

@Cooper19874 @KentMurphy Who pissed in your Cheerios holy mad lmao

@Amb4805 @KentMurphy Fuck you bitch My wife and I would agree to spend our hard earned money on things that we both enjoy That’s called marriage so

I would immediately bench that hitter for lack of hustle

@Cooper19874 @KentMurphy This guy hates fun

@KentMurphy My wife wants to go to one of these games and I refuse As a baseball fan, this is a joke and I really have no interest in being or paying money for this stupid show

@DadBodJP @sciencegirl Have you tried owning a penis

@sciencegirl That's why you need a JEEP!

The NYPD is using “Barnacles” to tackle illegal parking. These are commercial-grade suction devices that attach to vehicle windows with around 1,000 pounds of force, making them extremely difficult to remove without proper release.

@mfettie93 @BananaBall_ Bro hates fun

@BananaBall_ Wearing your culture like a costume. This is a mockery of baseball

Absolutely PERFECT ball-four sprint defense from the boys in pink 👏

@Cthulhan @poliwa_93 I’m in the military and deployments I have no Internet so me

@poliwa_93 Perdon, no recuerdo la última vez EN MI VIDA que me quedé sin internet por 30 días

🚨ESCÁNDALO MUNDIAL🚨 Sony acaba de añadir DRM a todos los juegos digitales de PS5/PS4, obligándote a conectarte a Internet cada 30 días, y si no lo haces, perderás la licencia del juego. Acaban de crear la medida mas anticonsumidor de la historia.

@oIdberry @BarstoolOSU That’s how you know whose better to determine the starter lol

@BarstoolOSU St Clair 🆙 undisputed starter next year, none of that competition silliness Day does

St. Clair to Chris Henry Jr. for 6️⃣👀

@KovalenkoPjotr @WeaponsVault It’s just a joke calm bud

How to tell if someone is a Soviet spy.

@Araoluwanimi01 Putting it on black

You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy??

@kingburnx @Nia_mp4 I literally wanted to fight people in traffic

@Nia_mp4 A lot of people swear by it but it made me violently angry and one night on it I blacked out and ended up on a bridge trying to commit suicide.

wellbutrin is the sluttiest antidepressant

@praewcookie @missevelynchase @grok Show you an unregistered firearm

@missevelynchase @grok If you found me in your room like this, what would you do?😝

Hey @grok put me in a bikini

POV you’re an Ohio State fan watching Jayden Fielding kick a football

@CargoPenths @willow_the_brat or have ever had a girlfriend for that matter

@Amb4805 @willow_the_brat Idk how it works I ain't got a pussy.

@CargoPenths @willow_the_brat That’s not how a tampon works…

@willow_the_brat I'd assume like a spare tampon or sth in case one doesn't block enough blood.

@KnowerOfBans This was cost guard and marines good try though

Ask yourself why footage of presumably SEALs is unclassified and on your timeline

@TDrago90 @cseem20 Bro doesn’t know ball

@cseem20 Dude Yall are sick...lost to Indiana and about to compete for a Natty and still only focused on Michigan🤦‍♂️

DEATH TAXES 4 GON BE OPEN

@LyricFPS @UMichChamps @UMichFootball @CocaCola Acting like Ohio State made the call and not the refs lmao

@UMichChamps @UMichFootball @CocaCola cheated? are you a child? it wouldn’t have made a difference. you couldn’t even get 1st downs. Hold that L pussy and enjoy your little bowl game 🫵😂😂

@BarstoolOSU No we have class

PLANT IT

@NFL_DovKleiman Josh cribbs

Age yourself by naming an NFL wide receiver you grew up watching. I'll start, Andre Johnson.

@MekkaDonMusic 42-31

My official score prediction is: Ohio State 27 Michigan 13 What’s yours?