Ambuh•Panduh

My mom holds on to my grudges with people longer than I do😂

Me:" Whenever I'm PMSing I always have to repeat myself to people" People:"What?" Me: *explodes*

Just saw someone on Facebook post something trying to justify Apartheid so yeah that's enough Facebook for today and forever.

@ZinhleDhlamini I love you this is the best😂😂😂

@goodfoodSA thank you so much😊🍷

@goodfoodSA I purchased wine under the names Amber and Roxy and was not given everything that I paid for,how do I get hold of my wine?

Just because you're a boet doesn't mean you're a man.

I have 7 500 photos on my phone. -_-

I have 365 videos on my phone. WHAT THE FUCK.

Are you high right now?

My Ora is always fucking green!

Electric blankets are one of the best things in the world!

FRIYAY

I wonder how I would look with big teeth?

People who send voicenotes make me happy.

Hangovers suck your brain out of your skull