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How I know "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" will be a gigantic piece of shit:
Trailer begins with him alone on a girder looking at his friends on his phone: BORING.
Then, voiceover tells someone that they won't remember him because of what happened at the end of the last movie: SUPERHERO ERASURE.
Then, random DARKY LIT shots of people: DEPRESSING.
Then, Spider-Man swings into action - and hits a car and lands in the street: FAILURE
Spider-Man gets hit by a van driven by The Punisher: MORE FAILURE.
They banter, they battle: HEROES FIGHTING HEROES AGAIN.
Shots of random people at a party while Ned voiceovers, "sometimes Spider-Man has to do the hard thing even if it breaks Peter Parker's heart": MORE FEELINGS CRAP!
Peter fainting saying "what is happening to me": WEAKNESS.
Peter somehow trapped in his own web, then falling out of it: WEAK, HELPLESS, NOT IN CONTROL.
Peter in a glass box being scanned: LOSS OF FREEDOM.
Peter going to ULTRA TDS SUFFERER MARK RUFFALO/BRUCE BANNER for help: SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.
A drop of water falling into a barrel: NO IDEA WHY.
Peter holding his head like he's in pain: MORE WEAKNESS.
Peter being thrown by his web into a water tower: MORE FAILURE.
Peter visiting May's grave: MORE FEELINGS CRAP!
Peter tied to a chair, wrists restrained: MORE FAILURE and LOSS OF FREEDOM IMAGERY.
Peter getting knocked around by Scorpion: MORE FAILURE.
Peter facing MJ on a very dark rooftop: WHO CARES?
Peter trying to stop a tank but gets thrown into a bus window instead: MORE FAILURE.
And a slo-mo scene of Spider-Man about to battle a bunch of red ninjas...
...BUT NOT ONE KICKASS "GO HERO" MOMENT IN THE WHOLE 2:40 TRAILER!
Look, I've gotten pretty good at dissecting these deconstructionist hero movies.
This is basically Spider-Man written by people who think superheroes are STUPID.
Mournful, darkly lit, unhopeful, NEVER see the hero in TRIUMPH or being HAPPY.
I get the same feeling from this trailer as I did from "James Gunn's Superman," "Lanterns," and the last 10 MCU movies:
NOTHING I WOULD EVER PAY TO SEE.
We all knew this was coming.
Hollywood wants to make the superhero genre disappear.
This is just the latest ruination.

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