Amber Rad Plaster ✨

I wrote a book during the pandemic 😷 So if you go to a dispensary without it, I’ll know and I’ll never forgive you, obviously. Pocket Budtender: Easy Cannabis Dispensary How-To Guide smile.amazon.com/dp/B095PLGY3R/…

I feel like I’ve been hibernating since 2020. I let SO many things slip while navigating health issues — I could write a book 🫣 So if you’re wondering, I’m rebuilding… brick by boring brick. But if you really know me, you I’m coming back for you.

Did Taylor Swift get a lobotomy? Perhaps they really did ‘remove all her teeth’… Cuz yikes 😬 #TheLifeofaShowgirl

Once again, I have overestimated my energy levels and am being forced to lie down. 🫠

Huh. That’s weird.

I wish I had a new body. I don’t know how disabled people do it… How do you stay SANE when you can’t even get up when you want ?? If you’re wondering where I went, I’m literally in bed. NOT BY CHOICE✌️

Restlessness 🫠 open.spotify.com/playlist/6LFO5…

Omg i literally have hours left to pull for the Pyro Archon HOWWW 🫣

Wellllllll…. Good news and bad news. Good news is, my cardiologist is awesome -it seems I might get my heart rate fixed w/ meds (instead of heart surgery)! ❤️ Bad news is, I’m now so cold and tired I must lie down INSTEAD OF HAVING FUN 🫠 *screams internally*

@goteach_Denmark Thanks Denmark my dude! I miss hanging out and having a normal life soooo much rn.

@AmberPlaster Sending you all the best thoughts. Hope you get some long needed resolution, guidance and help from your visit.

What a DAY…🩵 ✔️Finally seeing a Cardiologist, tomorrow. 💬 Hopefully I’ll have enough energy to stream after/catch up w everyone!

@Muscalade @spencerpratt Yeah it’ll be …different… from now on. 😒

@AmberPlaster @spencerpratt Oh god the fuckin message of Trump is lookin to save it , he’s the bastard that got this shit banned in the first place , people keep the receipts

Fitting that the last #tiktok I saw was our last “group project” … Making @spencerpratt’s wife’s album hit number one after FIFTEEN years, to help their burned down LA home. ❤️

BRB - Today all I can manage is grieving… -TikTok (it’ll be back, but won’t be the same), -Freedom of speech, -America’s oligarchy #tiktokrefugee 🥲

If we, the people WANT #tiktok to stay, it stays.

WHOOOOO LETS PARTYYY

Timing how long it takes my body to recover from taking a shower… Maybe I can get back on my feet in under an hour…? #dysautonomia

@Theholisticpsyc Welp.

Constant napping and sleeping is the coping mechanism of a person who doesn’t feel safe in the body.

My friend Adriana drove into a burning neighborhood and saved her housemate's cat. The house had literally caught fire by the time she left. SHE SAVED THIS CAT'S LIFE 😭 please help her rebuild after losing everything, and read the store here: gofundme.com/f/adri-saved-m…

Happy whatever day it is I’m sorry I’m too sick to think . and I know everyone is *really tired* of hearing that I’m sick.

@chrisciple @costarastrology 🙂‍↕️

@AmberPlaster @costarastrology Twitter famous and rides an ebike? I ship it ❤️

1. I feel a little more human today (yay) 2. I love that more apps are doing a “spoitfy wrapped” thing now but @costarastrology - this scared the sh*t out of me!! 3. Apparently my next crush is “twitter famous” and rides an “ebike” (see photo for evidence) so tap in