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JUST IN: 🇷🇺 Thousands attend Russia's Moscow Cathedral Mosque to celebrate Eid.

Would you rather spend $200 billion to bomb Iran or…? A: give every teacher in America a $62,500 bonus B: provide downpayment assistance for 20 million young families C: build 1,300 rural hospitals

Body standards are so ridiculously unfair How guys get attractive: > Chicken broccoli & brown rice 7x/week > Two hour gym sesh 6x/week > Single digit body fat > 1 hour cardio daily > Washboard abs > Not balding > Roids > Tall How girls get attractive: > Don’t eat like a whale

Sara and I were deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Chuck Norris, a great friend of Israel and a close personal friend. Chuck brought martial arts and the warmth of his character to millions around the world. May his memory be a blessing.

1. Doukhobors 2. Quakers 3. Anabaptists 4. Catholicism 5. Lutheranism This is coming from a Catholic who teaches at a Catholic university. 🤣

“senstive young man” = “i am hitler”

Sharp pain in my chest