Vanessa Hammick

@ChloeSchlosberg Yum

@GrainneMaguire What were you eating? Please say it was something from a can, or flan, or coq au vin so we can gleefully accuse him of a customised 'splaining verb!

Tonight my boyfriend interrupted me, mid dinner, to politely ask if I’d like some quick tips on using a knife and fork 😎

@karen_hobbs 😂 how can it be?! 0?! If you order it do they send you an email telling you you get no dress as you have no body?!

It's US sizing but still...🤦🏼‍♀️

@lulu_popplewell now you come to mention it.... that *does* sounds like the kind of thing Ricky Gervais would do.....

@ChloeSchlosberg But.... ARE THEY?????

The main question of the day

@inspireajen No

I know dads get lauded for stuff mums do ALL THE TIME with zero thanks or applause, but props to Lyra's dad who is today sucking bogeys out of her nose with a straw - I'm simply not prepared to do this, myself.

@inspireajen Definitely a "don't touch the hair, the hairdresser just got it right!" moment 😂

@Ammick I actually thought it looked a bit weirdly controlling 😬

I don't understand why everyone is losing their shit about how sweet this is, when her hair required zero fixing.

@SueHarrison123 😂

Still thinking about Taskmaster this morning & how it is the most warm hearted (and warm bottomed) TV show in existence

@366haiku Beautiful ♥️

considerations too many options at hand nothing really works

@josierones 😂

@MugridgeMagic "you know what I mean" 😂😂😂

@AmyF0ster @LouisCarserides Congratulations Louis and thank you for running Amy. I'm sure a lot of listening and sharing was done in the process that will be of benefit to South Norwood

I would definitely vote for this woman if I was lucky enough to live in South Norwood!

@monicaheisey They strike fear into the hearts of the innocent. I never travel without one. 🙏

@karen_hobbs It's perfect

We are the oven racks. The sealed bag is this country. The grease is this government.

@AmyF0ster Nice! I wish I could beat City Mapper walking predictions! I always have to add a bit extra!

@josierones Well deserved!!!!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

@lulu_popplewell This is good news!

@karen_hobbs 😂

Do aggressive retail staff get sent to hanger management?