Amy

@VodafoneUK #VeryMeRewards this new years I am buying that new sofa I love! I've never bought a new one and it's time to take the plunge😱

If I started taking on commissions again would people be interested? I'm interested in making some more of these and would love for them to go to good homes 🥰 #artistsontwitter #femaleartist #Commission

@chloedalexo I do this ALL the time 🙈🙈

You know you’re an adult when you check out how clean peoples skirting boards are 😩😂

@annapickard Well I'm coming late to this party but now I've read it I have to reply but I've gotta say, that dude is what I'd call one hell of a cock womble. You're the best mum to Linus and he is the only one whose opinion matters. What a feacal spritz of twatiness

@CarrieJohnson96 @KillingEve I knew you'd love it!

I have just watched all of @KillingEve and I need more.

Having teachers trained in mental health first aid could literally save so many lives! Sad it isn't already a priority, but such a worthwhile petition to sign ❤️ #saveourstudents

Constantly in a battle between ‘I’m not cleaning the kitchen up coz it’s not my mess’ and ‘I can’t live here with the kitchen in that state’

@KrysTheCreator Which is really handy if you have a period emergency and there is no sanitary bin!

One thing I’ve learnt about being a first time dog owner is that I have a poo bag in almost every pocket of every piece of clothing I own.💩

@Amanda_Vickery Butch Lanjaron 😂

Your detective name is the name of your first pet + the last place you vacationed. Go. I am Honey Laguna. Sounds more stripper than 'tec

Readying for school & my boy is shouting for fun. JOSH! I yell. He stops & silence follows. I feel bad. Who am I to rain on his parade? So I'm like "I didn't mean be quiet kiddo I meant louder & throw in a swear word too" he shouts "TODAY IS FUCKING AWESOME" and goes off happy.

@Heatherheiser2 @ouralteredlife And yes, I'm that mum that threatens ridiculous banter esque punishments at times.

@Heatherheiser2 @ouralteredlife Told my 13 yr old If he kept grossing me out I was going to unpick all this school trouser crotch areas so he'd flash his penis in front of everyone if he kept going on about it. His response? A smile, a shoulder shrug & "I ain't got anything to be ashamed of in that department"

<from the bathroom> 4yo: Penis penis penis penis peniiissss THATS MAH PEEENISSS penis penis penis penis Me: omg I have three of these heathens 😳😳😳

I've had the most amazing day in London with @TimetoChange on my first day training to become a Young Champion. We learnt a lot, laughed a lot and ate a lot and I'm looking forward to the next 18 months. #timetotrain @TTCJoss ❤️

My sister has been dealing with anxiety/depression for a while now & has been signed off for an age. This weekend she trained to work with @TimetoChange & today she starts a new job. MH is as important as physical health & is individual. Celebrate your wins. You've earned them!

Can't afford to buy a house in my town. So now to keep throwing rent at a house I hate & only see my bf on a Sat night while he pays a mortgage on a flat too small for us in a town too far away from Joshs school until I'm old or dead. One inevitably leading to the other...Life

This week, 373 years ago, the largest single witch trial in England took place in Bury St Edmunds! Discover more about Bury St Edmund's murky past and where you see evidence of it today in our latest blog... > ow.ly/bLuC30lAj5b #BuryStEdmunds #WitchTrials

I'm a 22 year old artist from Suffolk, UK! Go show my art Instagram some love ❤️ I'm almost at 200 followers (when I reach 250 I'll be doing a giveaway 😏) instagram.com/artbycarriej/ #VisibleWomen

@chloedalexo I'm sorry but this is hilarious 😂

Get yo self a man whose mumma praises you for putting up with him and taking him off her hands, not one who tries stealing your man back from you to put back inside her womb 😩😩😂

Literally planning a massive chunk of my work day tomorrow based entirely on 'What can I use highlighter pens and post it notes for' #Stationary #postit

Son of Denzel and Pauletta Washington has perfect response when asked about his father but not his mother indy100.com/article/denzel…