𝐑𝐮𝐦𝐢 𝐔𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐲𝐚𝐦𝐚 ༄

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝐑𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐈𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎 : 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐎 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀「 𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗔 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘 」 ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀━━━━━━━━━━━━ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ( ↻ + ♡ ) ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑀𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑗𝑢𝑑𝑔𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢. ⠀ ⠀𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑒 𝗘𝗫? ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ＢＯＷＳＥＲ the tyrannical koopa king . 𝙋𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙒 ; 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙊𝙍𝙎 𝘿𝙉𝙄. ╰┈➤

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟? ⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼’𝑙𝑙 ⠀ ⠀𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑟. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒 ⠀ ⠀ 𝑚𝑦 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒!💢 ⠀ ⠀

⠀ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐤𝐨 𝐈𝐬 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬. ⠀

@rphelp_ I’m happy I dodged a bullet, I was SO close to commissioning them a bit ago.

When I finally found out that I could call out Teria without people looking at me like I was crazy

⠀ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ˗ˏˋ ┈ 𝗙͟𝗘͟𝗠͟𝗔͟𝗟͟𝗘͟ ͟𝗘͟𝗩͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗧͟:͟ ͟𝗠͟𝗜͟𝗗͟𝗢͟𝗥͟𝗜͟𝗬͟𝗔͟ ͟𝗜͟𝗭͟𝗨͟𝗠͟𝗜͟ .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

⠀ 𝐀𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭… 𝐇𝐞 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞. ⠀

⠀ 𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐃. 𝐖𝐇𝐎’𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀 𝐁𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐓❓ ⠀

Who doesn’t? Hmph…

⠀ Fastest way to a hellhounds heart? Is with a massive dick of fucking course! ⠀

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐘 ⠀⠀ ⠀「 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗔𝗧 𝗔𝗦𝗦」 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀━━━━━━━━━━━━ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ( ↻ + ♡ ) ⠀

ᅠ What are you waiting for? Don’t be a pussy, slam it inside quick! 💢 ᅠ

ᅠ let’s see what score you’ve got ~ ᅠ

ㅤ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴡᴀꜱ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ ᴛʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ɢʀᴏᴡɴ ᴜᴘ ɴᴏᴡ. ɪꜱɴ’ᴛ ɪᴛ ᴀ ꜱʜᴏᴄᴋ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ꜱᴄᴀʀ? ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ɪ’ᴍ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ~ ㅤ