Lucha Otter

Marry someone who’s happy to be the donkey to your shrek

Crunch crunch #snookerloopy @chatabix1

Merry Christmas Eve Eve 🎄🥹

Adam and Polly #mafs

If you have a catheter during child birth, they really should just leave it in. No one talks about how you will never be able to wee once having a baby. I honestly can’t remember the last time I didn’t need a wee.

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@kt_a7x ✅Pack of paracetamol. Pack of parras. Pakapaz

@Ampstock paracetamol?

What are you bringing me?

How Andrew Tate tweets sound when you read them out loud

I’ve not been sick for almost 6 weeks 😮 since I was maybe 14/15 I’d throw up weekly. And was sick multiple times every day for my TEN MONTH pregnancy. This is HUGE.

Rolo yoghurts are elite

@SamJimW Yayyy please do!

@Ampstock ♥️ We're bringing big boy round to see you soon pls

Life is so good rn 🥺🥰

Woke up dreaming of LPR this morning and it’s the first time in 40 weeks I’ve been dying for a drinky poo 🍾

I love frogs

I fucking love cookies

Gone for tests that require you being monitored for 3 hours. 5 other people here. Not one other pair of head phones. All playing podcasts/ videos/ games full blast.

I love my dogs so so much 🥺 it actually hurts my heart. Perfect angel babies. I would die for them.

man in cafe who wants everyone to know he’s a singer-songwriter

Leonard 🖤