Disenchanted

@WitsendClose @RealCarlVernon Yes. Awful. I would be terrified if I actually needed to stop.

@RealCarlVernon ..like turning the hardshoulder into live lanes 🤬

Modern LED headlights on cars are pure evil. Whoever designed them and passed them as safe is sadistic.

@DerylLynn I’m sorry to read this. Courage, ma brave 💪🏻

Good morning all , While I have frequently spoken about my own life I have never discussed my private life . At the beginning of covid in 2020 my husband fell downstairs and broke his leg and patella dragged himself outside and fell again and broke his wrist . All this rendered him more or less immobile with a collection of other health issues. In short I have been his carer for over 6 years now without local authority help as it was refused . On Saturday he suffered a heart attack and has been in hospital since awaiting triple bypass surgery which is in doubt due to his leg veins being poor . That’s why I have been unusually quiet , I have his business dealings and 5 pets to contend with ! Wish me luck 🙏

@DreyfusJames @coastalK_ I’m going to think of the child catcher EVERY time I read or hear about him now. I can’t unsee this!

Please remember. Just because you’re promised sweets, lollipops, cherry pie & ice cream, it does NOT mean you’ll get them. At all. Learn some history. Or watch “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang”. Either way, you might just catch my drift…

@zatzi Aw. 🌼 My lovely Nan taught me that a long, long time ago 🥹

My daughter picked me daisies, so I sang her a song 🎵 Daisy, Daisy, Give me your answer, do! I'm half crazy, All for the love of you!🎶

@_sorrengailll I just want a sports bra that stops my D cups from swinging when I run, but that I also can get on without getting out of breath or having to contort myself. Why would you need pads? Surely they just absorb sweat?

I am fckin BEGGING sports bra makers to sew these pads in. Why are we still living like this???

@SartorialThug @EmRoman74 I have an adorable pair who visit my garden. He’s been feeding her a while now. Very attentive. When I chucked a handful of mealworms down, he grabbed a few and flew off to scoff them himself. She sat in the tree fluttering her wings before giving up and getting her own 😂

@EmRoman74 They are fascinating to watch. I have a male that has been feeding a female over the last couple of weeks. Part of a courtship ritual as she gets ready to nest. Nothing gets in the way of him providing for his trollop.

This lad takes no shit on the bird table.

@FlashheartV2 Happy Easter Flash. Enjoy! 🐣

@damekatydenise_ @BlueSkye2009 That’s Aloo Algae

This lady’s name is your favourite India food followed by something you’d find in a pond. There will be a prize for the best suggestion! #NameThatTroon

@dootdootootdoot What was that you asked me? 🤪

Question for my menopausal pals: do you find it difficult to recall names of people or things? Not ones you have forgotten, but names you know perfectly well but cannot easily bring to mind on the spot?

@KTHopkins And the cropped version are even worse.

Barrel jeans were designed by an evil bastard who never wants women to have sex ever again.

@Old_SchoolEddie In a heartbeat.

Would you go back to a world with zero social media if it meant life felt as slow as it did in the 80s?

@Chris__X__ @_NorthVIII I’d go back in a heartbeat. I miss life as it was. And I miss the people who were there.

We're all homesick for a place that doesnt exist anymore. Our friends, the music, the memories, the slow summers. We had it so good and didnt even know it.

@YesterdaysBrit1 @MaizyDaizyZzzz The sun had gone off the back garden. Or waiting for dad’s car to pull up on the drive. Some of my first real, clear memories. Immortalised on faded matt photos ❤️

@YesterdaysBrit1 @MaizyDaizyZzzz It’s 1976. I’m 3 and my mum is pregnant with my brother. My red and yellow Tshirt and shorts dry in the afternoon sun after I’ve rolled around all morning in the paddling pool and sand pit. TV at 12pm, hopefully Noddy. Curtains shut, nap after lunch then back outside when

It's 1976 and I'm 8 years old. It's that beautiful summer and the school holidays. I've made a makeshift tent in the garden from an old bed sheet and a few wooden poles. Dad has just finished his shift at the factory. He's worn out, but he comes into the garden to see my brother and me playing. We're eating cheese, tomato and salad cream sandwiches, made with Mothers Pride sliced bread, and drinking orange squash. The ice cream van will arrive at 4pm on the estate. Our garden is our world. All of the windows and doors are open in the house. The heat is stifling. Ladybirds roam free. Dad has fallen asleep on the sun bed. That tent would remain in place for weeks to come. These are childhood memories. We must hold on to them.

@Mirjam152 @RubiRubidoooo My mom’s was 1966. Similar to this but straight skirt and puffier veil. She sold it when they were broke. Not that I’d have ever got in it beyond the age of 18 😄

Which one of the wedding dresses between 1900 - 2026 do you like the best ?👰‍♂️

@MaryandBessie @RubiRubidoooo I’m with you. Before that, they’re all beautiful in their own different ways. Post 2000 some look like underwear and often too much flesh on display.

@RubiRubidoooo I can't read white numbers or letters on a white background! My Best Guess is, nothing after 2000...."wedding dresses" these past 2 decades look like something worn by a Hooker

@benonwine Birmingham.

Where is a place you have been to, but have no desire to visit again?

@80s_Kidz I actually love the Tannhäuser overture because of this cartoon. Peak animation.

How many of you can relate to this? Its so true. (Well it is with me anyway)

@KingBobIIV Exactly the same but it was New Year’s Eve 1991. I think it may have been K cider tbh. The memories are vague. Even a whiff of anything Apple makes me 🤮

I haven't touched Cider since a Diamond White stomach pump in a park in Swindon circa 1992. Cant even stand apple juice.

@BGatesIsaPyscho @nicolawitch That’s a line in sheeple 🐑bingo

🇬🇧 BBC interviewing a trans Man who’s wearing a free Palestine badge, whilst getting their latest meningitis vaccine, is so BBC.