Amy Annala

rt if crocs are cool

“How’d you know he was the one?”

me after missing out on the bad bunny @crocs: “there’s no way today can get any worse.” the presidential debate:

#BadBunnyXCrocs. 9.29.2020 ☠️🐰 @sanbenito

Happy #InternationalGoalkeeperDay

#blessed to have a boyfriend that is so supportive of my comedic efforts🥰💖

I think about Culver’s chicken tenders a lot.

With the 55th pick in the 2019 #NFLDraft, the #Texans select Northern Illinois T Max Scharping. Welcome to Houston, @MaxScharping! #TexansDraft | #WeAreTexans

don’t waste your time on someone who doesn’t have the decency to use the entire can of frosting on a cake.

@ConnorDMcKee I don’t think I lost 💁🏼

me: *casually walking on a slight incline at the gym* girl with 20 open treadmills to choose from: *runs next to me* me: challenge accepted

@kelsey_chope @LongHairFlare I think that was a fluke

@LongHairFlare @AmyAnnala What is goalie speed when you outran half our team tho

@LongHairFlare I’d like to say I did, but I think I’m forever stuck with “goalie speed”

snow is significantly less exciting when it doesn't cancel any of your responsibilities.

Buscarle lo negativo a todo no te hace un analista intelectual

@LongHairFlare college athletics didn’t prepare us for this.

my smartwatch thinks I’m exercising when I unload the dishwasher...

incredibly underprepared for the 2 exams I have within the next 36 hours...so naturally I prioritize my time by trying to FaceTime myself from my phone to my computer.

I have this issue where every time I eat, I consume food like I won’t see it again for 12 days.

the agave market is too volatile.