Amy Bee

@RobSchneider Try harder, shit head.

My Uber, Waleed, driver is my new best friend!

@BowTiedRanger All of a sudden this fat alcoholic was a soldier at Fort Dix about 100 years ago. 😂🤣

The Judeo-Boomer Right is going through it again.

@Rightanglenews Begging? What a rag you are. Enjoy the midterms, pedo protectors.

BREAKING - Libertarian Ron Paul is now begging people to support Thomas Massie’s campaign and donate to him. “Hello everybody, Thomas is having a difficult time this year in his campaign, and he needs help. And I’m here to advise you that that is what I think you should do, is help him out.”

@espn @ShamsCharania This is why everybody refuses to pay for ESPN

The Chicago Bulls are waiving guard Jaden Ivey after his recent anti-gay comments amid several rants on religion and other topics, sources told @ShamsCharania. spr.ly/6013B6ljFf

@JDVance Fck off

Very proud of my wife, Usha, for launching her podcast today!

@nypost So we know it was a brown degenerate with 20 priors.

Beloved highschooler Lily Bova gunned down outside Chicago - and cops won't say who did it trib.al/40YNrVz

@_panic_button_ @OliLondonTV He aged like a normal person.

@OliLondonTV what....the f*ck.... happened.....to him????

‘Draco Malfoy’ actor Tom Felton says he’s never bothered to rewatch the Harry Potter films. “Quite famously I’ve never seen them more than once…I was forced to go see them at the premieres.” The actor is now worth $10 million thanks to starring in the films.

@OliLondonTV I don't blame him. I would never watch anything I was in if I were an actor. I would feel weird and have an existential crisis.

@DailyMail Bullshit

Long-term cannabis use 'changes brain structure and leaves users demotivated, unable to make decisions and struggling to deal with complex tasks' trib.al/TVbCUPY

@tsidpod He's crashing out. 😂

I ratio’d Rob Schneider.

@DiscussingFilm Ewwwwwwwww

Annette Bening and Andy Samberg will star in a new rom-com ‘42.6 YEARS’. The film follows a man cryogenically frozen for 42.6 years who tries to re-connect with his ex-girlfriend who has lived a full lifetime without him. (Source: Deadline)

@trailerparkboys My man!

Nomesmokin'?

@IfindRetards Yes

Over to you. Is Rob a retard?

@aukuschampion @dogeofficialceo Yes it is a man thing. My husband does this because he has short hair and the little bits from them using clippers go down his shirt and gives him itches and scratches.

@dogeofficialceo Is this a boy thing? Why would you need a shower after a haircut?

People who don’t shower right after getting a haircut are psychopaths

@dogeofficialceo Or not men with one inch length hair.

Wtf is "PCF_LABEL_NONE" on every post now? Annoying.

@RedPandaKoala 🤣🤣🤣

You know me, but do you know my story?

@RapidResponse47 @VP Awwwwww oh well. Go ask Israel what to do about it. Americans are done with your bullshit.

.@VP: "I would bet every dollar that I own that the next time the Democrats have control of the Senate, they will break the filibuster, pack the Supreme Court, and destroy this country. We have to do it NOW in order to save the country."

@djvlad Go fck your ✡️ self then and renounce and accept Christ. Otherwise STFU.

I honestly wish religion had never existed. Imagine how far we would be as a species if humanity consistently pursued evidence-based, rational answers instead of constructing narratives around imagined deities.

@HillbillyDNA No he's just drunk again.

Oh man somebody has pissed Catturd off 👀