AnAndyInAMillion

Don’t worry y’all. I ain’t dead. It’s been a bit since I told ya but go out and dance to Daniel Boone. It’s Sunday!!! Dance extra hard if you’re a mother! Happy Mother’s Day to all you beautiful mothers out there!

@RebeckaHemsee Smoking makes you even hotter.

a guy told me I was unattractive because I smoke :(

@BritxWillow If that’s a big belly then I have a big belly.

hot girls have big bellies

@amandajuliiiia Isn’t that true of anyone no matter of whether they are man or woman?

I heard men just want affection, loyalty, good food and someone to truly believe in them. Is this true?

@KJ1981ya Drunky smooch being sent your way straight to your drunkypoooooooooh forehead. Stay safe out there.

Drunkypooooohs

@ritasr_om You’re cute.

Do men even notice older women?

@HemishaV But ABBA is playing.

@lexafutrell23 You gotta wear more than that or else we’re getting kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese.

be honest do I look good enough to go out in public with u?

@funneena In a heartbeat. You’re cute.

@tattedfairyy Gay if they don’t.

do guys like it when the girl moans when they’re sucking dick

@misshelenamy Out of my league.

I’m 61, single. Describe me in one word..

@kelly_nsfwt Wouldn’t be a pussy eater if I didn’t do both.

Calling all pussy eaters. 📢 Do you SUCK or LICK the clit? 👅

@PatMcAfeeShow big home run from Pete Fucking Crow-Armstrong after being on your show today. The Cubs are on their way to not losing another game this season. Let’s fucking go!

@Sara_Varnholt I’m lighting one up too.

Men be honest: road trip date, I light a cigarette but roll the window down… is that okay?

@Nicolee_N19 Kinda hard not to if you ever eaten her ass.

I really wondered if anyone actually does this 😳

@PeriklesGREAT @tmorello

Name only ONE ...

@Sara_Varnholt Fuck no! I’m gonna be pissed! I’ll probably get kicked out of the restaurant if I light up after she does and that’s called discrimination, folks.

Men, be honest: Is it okay if a woman smokes on a date?

@Kinza1278 Man, Ronald is such an asshole if he is making his own daughter work at his own restaurant. McDonalds ain’t no mom and pop diner no more.

Would you date McDonald girl?

@RubyVirelli If you were born in 1975 then you would have been taught the same English class I probably did and would know that it isn’t, “an problem” but it would be, “a problem.” But your hott so I’ll let it slide

Is my age an problem? I’m 50 born in 1975

@Judemontclairxo I cook Hamburger Helper, tacos, pizza and when it’s nice out then I’ll grill. Does my daughter like her hot dogs cold and not want them on the grill? Yeah. She likes what she likes. Stop being so self righteous.

you agree with me, don't you?