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@bangingcooch Especially when you’ve already broken the seal and you gotta go like a MFer

Getting pee shy at the bar is a top 5 worst feeling moment

RONALDINHO: THE ONE AND ONLY, a new documentary series, premieres April 16. Follow the life and career of Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho, tracing his journey from young prodigy to global sports icon.

@Djoko_UTD Just finding this out?

Journalist shares a crazy reality of Live Tennis matches telecast…Even in the era of 5G and AI we are still seeing 30 second delayed telecast in our TVs. Crazy 🤯

Let me walk you through what happened one hour before Trump announced the five day moratorium on Iran strikes. $1.5 billion in notional S&P E-mini futures contracts. Four to six times normal activity. One hour before the announcement. Simultaneously, $192 million in crude oil futures purchased at the same time. They made between $300 and $400 million dollars off those trades. Trump claimed he spoke to an Iranian official to negotiate the moratorium. The Iranians said that person doesn't exist and the conversation never happened. This is not the first time. It has happened multiple times. He says something. The trade goes on. He says another thing. The market moves. But whatever you call it — they are laughing at you and they are laughing at me while they do it. Hunter Biden sold a painting and Washington lost its mind. These people are making hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars trading on information that only exists inside the most powerful office in the world. I think we are dramatically underreporting how much money is actually being made here. This isn't politics anymore. This is a financial operation running out of the White House.

@ThinkingUSD Except for Osage nation 😉

Remember by longing Oil you're longing an asset that almost every country on Earth is incentivized to see trade lower

This fuckin market man

@APompliano So outta touch with so many Americans man.

Gas prices are now over $4 per gallon in the US. The media will rightfully call out the potential economic pain from this development, but there is some important nuance that you won’t read in the headlines. You are going to read that every visit to the pump costs more, small businesses get squeezed, shipping prices rise, and that flows into everything from groceries to Amazon orders. This is all true and unfortunately these negative impacts hit lower-income households the hardest. But $4 gas is not going to derail the US economy. Most people are stuck in the 2008 mindset, but thankfully that is not the world we live in anymore. Cars are more fuel-efficient, EV adoption is growing, wages are higher in nominal terms, and the economy is less energy-intensive than it used to be. On top of this, America is producing more oil than ever, so high oil prices incentivizes more investment and it creates more jobs domestically. These may not be exciting consolation prizes, but they are factual ramifications from high prices. So what is likely to actually happen? We probably don’t experience a big crash directly from high gas prices. Instead, we see a slow bleed across markets. Consumers pull back a little, sentiment weakens, and politicians start sweating. But $4 gas alone isn’t enough to break the economy. The real danger is stacking negative economic trends. If high gas combines with sticky inflation, high rates, or a weakening job market then that’s when things could quickly unravel. If we don’t get the combination of factors, most of the headlines will be overdone. So for right now, the biggest impact of high gas prices is not economic, but rather psychological.

@nikita_helene Still get anxious about it tho.

accounting in school: my answer was off by $500. examiner: fail accounting in real life: there's a $50k floating about and we don't really know where it's supposed to be manager: just put it somewhere and move on

@mcuban @NateSilver538 What would stop a 2017 Warriors from tanking for a season, grabbing the most cap for the #1 pick, obviously signing that player because it's the best position to succeed, and then carry on?

I proposed to the nba that the worst team gets allocated cap room, for rookies only , in the amount equal to the 1st pick. Next to worst record, gets allocated the cap room for the 2nd pick, etc. They would then have to convince the rookies they want, to come play for them. Much like they do with free agents when they have cap room. In an NIL world , the best players already have made good money. They would go to teams they think puts them in the best position to succeed. And it wouldn’t be perennial tankers, or poor organizations that they choose. Tanking would get you the most rookie cap room. But you better have your act together if you want the best players

You're going to see a lot of NBA draft reform proposals. Here's ours: replace the NBA draft with an auction.

@ZachRosas2 Holy elite fish 🎣

Mind you practice fields are 120 yards long so they can use both sides. This is an 85 yard throw wtf?!?

@DougKass @SquawkCNBC @CNBC Insta muted when I saw her on this AM. Not gonna listen to the slop bullshit.

Now up on @SquawkCNBC Cathie Wood who has lost more money in $ARKK than any other actively managed ETF in history. She is giving viewers investing lessons now. Wash, rinse, repeat. @dougkass @cnbc

@mffi607 @gregkellyusa The guy you’re asking about when and where he served you donut.

@AnDRoo_______ @gregkellyusa You were or OP?

So what if those “fly boys” flew by Madonna’s house and Took a Bow? Or Robert DeNiro. That would Not be cool, right? But it’s just fine for Kid Rockhead? What an amateur move, posting it on Social Media. Meanwhile HEGSETH runs the Pentagon like he ran his phony “non-profits” —RECKLESSLY. He has No business Micro-Managing Army Units. They MUST Discipline Hot Dog Pilots performing Unauthorized Stunts. Because Next Time something could go Very Very Bad.

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@mffi607 @gregkellyusa Brother, 9 years as an attack pilot in the Marines..

@gregkellyusa STFU, child. If, the Commanding Officers of those squadrons feel the need to address it, then it will happen. Just out of curiosity....when and where did you serve in the military?

@JohnRintz @_DavidRumsey @PatMcAfeeShow Oh yeah, I agree. None of them should be there IMO.

@AnDRoo_______ @_DavidRumsey @PatMcAfeeShow Kelce is awful, doesn’t mean pats better by default

Pat McAfee said he has tried to broadcast the @PatMcAfeeShow live from Augusta National as part of ESPN's Masters Par 3 Contest coverage for the past three years. "They told us to go to hell."

@mensgrill69 Borderline trolling

“This is part of her routine” I would have already been on the green waiting before she pulled the trigger.

@JohnRintz @_DavidRumsey @PatMcAfeeShow Kelce doesn't either..

@_DavidRumsey @PatMcAfeeShow Honestly they don’t fit the vibe so I understand why

@DietBeginsMon Literally living in a place labeled the best place to raise a family in the entire US. I'd take the USA > World any day, so from my POV it is/was the best place to raise a family in the WORLD. Pure comedy from these clowns.

I think the reason Minnesota is so left is cause living here is the most obvious example of the right wing just outright lying Every day you’ll see right wingers trying to say it’s a hellhole here and then you just….leave your house and it rocks

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

Excuse me?