Eggs

ty @fichstix for making the hardest montage for me :333

@jarta_revenge Can we dry hump?

@afraidofwomen51 @Sloushy1

Are you a mexiCAN or a mexiCAN’t

Why this cracka need 20 Costco pizzas

Customers will look me dead in the eye with a straight face and say they didn't lose their drugs they just don't know where they are.

@Emchuw It's free just make one ezpz

@AnEnjoyed I don't have Facebook 😭

Slooowly building my home gym and one thing I haven't pulled the trigger on yet is a bench cuz why is it so expensive?!?

@Cyb3r_Pwuppy So I can have a tail yay :3

My grandmother is asking what buttplugs are used for

@Sloushy1 No I need money I'm being pimped out like cheap whore by my job

@AnEnjoyed u not going to the trip so it doesn't apply unless 👉👈

don't tell anyone, but i think all my friends going on this anime expo trip with me are jackasses

@ClownWorld Fake + staged a food court at Costco is never that empty

Costco's CEO just sat down, ate the $1.50 hot dog combo on camera, and confirmed the price isn't changing. In 2026. While everything else keeps going up. That's how you lead. No excuses, no corporate spin. Just keeping a promise to the people who keep the doors open.

@Emchuw December last year :(( too employed rn to grind 💔

How long ago was your last rank peak in league? Mine was over 2 years ago

@TenshiTTV @drewlevin please fix this

HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!

What use do nipple piercings have if you have no partner to pick out what you should wear as jewelry

@sm0ltiddyg0thgf Suffering through my deriod cramps (ate Mexican food my stomach not happy)

Where are all the performative men that hate period cramps when i have mine?

@FlipCrypt Beautiful

@AnEnjoyed It's older, not AI.

Hoping it's not AI and it's a classic mash of celebrity speaking and then probably pitch corrected I think that art form needs to come back

@PantherPartyWA You are not stealing my third ball government man

@AnEnjoyed you secretly have magnets in ur balls, get them out

Shaved my balls and now they stick to my leg when I get sweaty I hate it here

@tragaperro That's why I remain a truecel

Así son las mujeres. Te echas novia y ya no puedes jugar 12 horas seguidas de singed proxyfarmer

@Sloushy1 Oink oink 🐄 ❤️

a little bit of goop 🥜