: ̗̀➛ 𝓣𝒉𝒆 𝓗𝒚𝒃𝒓𝒊𝒅 ( Parody )

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ I am Klaus Mikaelson, I dont ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀need anyone nor will I be ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀warned by lesser men.❞ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀↻ + ♡ ⠀

That's funny, you're kidding right?

Even the hybrid needs a vacation but his back now. What has he missed?

The same sinister sparkle huh, well you aren't wrong there darling.

But I can though. . . It is, you just don't wanna admit it to yourself.

Thats oddly comforting though, the fact I'm easier to deal with managers. Can I compel them.

. . . . You need a job?

Klaus looked at her putting his hand on her shoulder reassuring her. "Family can be quite the pain in the ass, I have 3 sisters and a few brothers. Let's just say there's a lot of turmoil between many of us." He said looking at her. She could definitely use a drink.

"Is it worth a try is it not, only if you want that is but I can be incredibly convincing and you know this too." "Terrible fathers, that's another thing we have in common. Mine wasn't the greatest either and I loathed his existence."

Anything I can help with. I can be very very convincing. And in all truth I'll do it for free, no catch. Seems you and I are very similar.

What can I say, I like a surprise. And hopefully you did, not expecting trouble are you.

Just visiting really. . . You feeling alright?

Hello darling

Something we both have in common sister.

@SombreHysteria I very much did, it's beautiful!

@AnEternalHybrid Hope you will like it.

Tired. I'll get some sleep and I'll keep writing the starter for you when I wake up, @AnEternalHybrid.

Quite peculiar isn't it. Old memories I thought I had forgotten have from a time long ago

⊰#𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐓𝐨𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭.⊱ 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 @AnEternalHybrid. ["𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭."]

That's what they all say

She could but she won't

Is it so terrible to know that certain people love me. Even though once they were my enemies

Alanna loves me. . .