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@shouq_al90149 Ruth

Vintage old Lady name for this dog please 🥺

@DataRepublican @JimmysSeafood @grok can you explain what the argument is here?

@JimmysSeafood Do you have an idea how hard it is to explain to LITERAL CHILDREN why they saw in real time what they did? Now imagine countless people celebrating that, and you made one of them your own commencement speaker. You are evil, UVU.

UVU's Republican chapter is rightly opposing a commencement speaker who celebrated Charlie Kirk's murder. UVU must be made to known that "nonpartisanship" does not exist and their works towards a Dignity Index are nothing more than a social credit system for which their implementers may or may not have known in advance about Kirk's murder.

@BlackwoodBrief @DoctorRobin @grok did this really happen?

♦️ A major disaster :: 🔺What happened today in America is practically a military coup. Yes, indeed. I'm not joking. More than 30 generals refused Trump's orders for a ground invasion of Iran. So far, 12 of them have been dismissed, including the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

@Riya333S 196,110

Tell me the biggest number by moving 3 stick Only 1 percent will succeed

@akafaceUS North Texas. That’s a pond

She wouldn’t refer to it as anything else, only “a smaller body of water.”

It’s a bait and switch. Illegals apply for an immigration benefit that they know they don’t qualify for, but while their case is pending (which can be 3 to 10 years if not detained) they receive work authorization. This work authorization reclassifies them under regulations controlling various benefits as “lawfully present,” making them eligible for various benefits, including health subsidies and certain welfare benefits. Hence, while these persons remain illegal under our immigration laws, they suddenly become eligible for benefits. Meanwhile, they know that they’re not eligible for the immigration benefit that they’ve applied for, which is why they fight tooth and nail to make sure it’s never adjudicated.

@realjojo @clairebubblepop How do illegals get benefits? Trying to understand as a non-Westerner. Here we can't even get a funeral for someone without government identification.

I’m sick of explaining how people can end up on benefits. I’ll say it again. I had a partner, we had a beautiful family, we could afford our lives. But my partner got sick and died. I was on my own with four kids, 3yr, 5yr, 6yr and 15yrs old. I couldn’t afford childcare, I didn’t have family to help, we were grieving. That’s how we ended up on benefits. Life can be cruel and good for you if you haven’t been through some shit but a lot of us have. All we want is a helping hand, not a punching down. So fuck you to all who judge and don’t know what TF you’re talking about. You’re only ever one tragedy from needing help. I only hope it never happens to you.

@otokyo__ Tommy Norris. I’m in good hands!

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you 🤔

@chicfryrice Property taxes are almost as much as our mortgage. So ridiculous.

If housing is paid off…you can’t live on $4,000 a month? What are you all buying? My groceries are $650 a month. Utilities, phone, insurance, subscriptions, etc are $800. If you pay for health insurance that’s $800 a month. What am I missing?

@Darkdarling00 Idaho

“What is the only U.S. state that starts and ends with a different vowel?”

@otokyo__ Cujo

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@MathsWith_Sam 86

no cheating 99% will fail

@Mishi_2210 45

Show me you're genius Only 1 percent will succeed

@IQTestBrain 4

See then answer

@iman_560 5

@Arden_2210 48

No cheating 99.9% will fail

@HaYoMiDe_ 18

Show us you’re a genius 😁😁

@REMASCULATE My husband smokes a prime rib roast on Christmas. So good!

I was at the doctors office today talking with Dr. Reedy, and he asked what I was doing for Christmas. I said, “Not much… just having some family over. And you?” He said, “I’m cooking a tri-tip.” I said, “Wait… no turkey? No ham?” And that’s when it hit me! Why are we all eating the same thing every Christmas? People act like Christmas dinner has to be some kind of Pilgrim cosplay meal. Like, “It’s Christmas, so obviously we must eat a bird the size of a toddler or a ham that looks like it was varnished.” Why? Who decided Jesus wants turkey? He was born in a barn, not a Cracker Barrel. Why can’t Christmas dinner be something else? Why not Christmas spaghetti? A big pot of sauce simmering all day. Garlic bread on the side. Everybody full and happy instead of sweating over a dry turkey they have to politely lie about. Spaghetti actually makes more sense… It feeds everyone. Nobody’s mad. And the leftovers are better. Spaghetti feels right. It’s casual. It’s comforting. It says, “Sit down, relax. We’re not performing for anyone.” That’s what Christmas is supposed to be. So start your own tradition. Merry Spaghettimas!!! And if anyone complains, just tell them: Jesus turned water into wine. I turned Christmas into spaghetti. Now be quiet and enjoy Spaghettimas.

@howie_hua Pii is pretty.

I bet no one can find a beautiful sounding name that's based off a math term. Actual mathematician names don't count. I'm talking about literal math terms. None of our terms sound good as a name.

Stopped at the post office this morning, looking for stamps. They had Hanukkah stamps, Kwanzaa stamps, Eid, Diwali, and two sets of “holiday” stamps. I literally looked through their entire binder. Nothing for Christmas.

@curiosityonx Honey!

Answer without Google… What food can never spoil, even after thousands of years?