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2024 ballon d'or winner: Rodrigo Hernandez Cascanté! Congratulations 👏

Never forget when Dibu Martínez said his goodbyes expecting a big move… and ended up staying because no one came 😂

@MUAUHASSA @Isirmdjr How's that love?

@Isirmdjr Love's blind bro

If these niggas had once felt their Mama's warmth they'll never be moving like this. I dey really pity una mama walahi. May me and the few sensible brothers never move like this 🙏🏿

@Engr_hauwerh Over a fat girl, some guys ain't it wlh 🙂‍↔️

Finally I have answered his message since 2020 I have many similar message requests on Twitter like this 😅🤭

we are living in a time where the intelligent person must remain silent in order not to offend the ignorant.

@Football_HQTS @ESPNUK He's better than all man utd players combined though

@ESPNUK But he was boxed by Cunha, Bruno and Shaw 😂

Pep Guardiola isn't going to discuss Rayan Cherki's boxing skills with him anytime soon 😂🥊 🗣️"In Instagram right now, Rayan Cherki's making boxing. That was surprising, I didn't expect it! Have you watched it? Go! Top! I will not discuss it with him, [or else] he will play every game. Honestly. It’s scary!" (via Hayters TV)

Career Assists provided: Kevin DeBruyne- 386 Bruno Fernandes+ Carrick+ Roy Keane + Ole Gunnar + David Beckham- 332

Tottenham winning today means West Ham will put their lives on the pitch next week against Arsenal.

@Jlanc11 @NOTLFCJ__ How's he technically really good? Ozil was a soft cunt but 'technically really good' so was berbatov but in both players the technical part actually showed. Wirtz barely does anything of note

@NOTLFCJ__ At last there is a Liverpool fan that sees wirtz for what he is. He will have moments because he's technically really good but that's it

Wirtz is just a bitch unfortunately. No other way of putting it. An absolute soft cunt who’ll never stamp any sort of authority on a game. Nothing worse than players like him. The only reason people defend him is they can’t accept the fact we’ve spent £115m on someone who is bad

When a grandfather who survived two world wars meets with his grandson in heaven and finds out the grandson passed away because of depression

Congratulations to Manuel Akanji on winning the Serie A title with @Inter! 🇮🇹🏆

Being a man Is not easy, Imagine paying bride price for what others have been enjoying 💔😂

@ammalusty Yeah the correct form is contact lens, so?

I was pulled over by a Police Officer. He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know

@amnarhh If only that would power my house I'd be happy

Talaka no fit survive for Nigeria 😩 Babu wuta a shago na, kuma zafi ya yi yawa. That’s why I asked for an estimate for solar. E go cost about ₦290k 😭

Teacher: why did you have the same answer as your friend? Me: because we had the same question. Teacher:

Arsenal fans think scoring 3 goals will scare us 😂😂😂 Go and ask Liverpool fans what that baldy is capable of 😂😂😂

Wife: I lost the car key again. Husband: It’s in your jeans. Wife: Don’t drag my family into this. Husband:

🚨NEW RELEASE: Manchester City 4-in-a-row classic kit

Hello, I’m Amina, owner of a mini food takeout. I serve fresh, affordable meals for people on the go. My aim is to serve great food and build something bigger with time in shaa Allah. Please support and patronise me 🙏

second place get a trophy? Arteta is in the wrong league

Nothing excites the uneducated than seeing a graduate struggling to get a job.