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They need their own place, obviously. Hmmm... Not all the doors though.

bit.ly/430kaxU Put my cats vest on & turned the tv on for him while fireworks are going off.

Not one bit.

bit.ly/42Zul5z Literally no words.

Learning how to love myself in all the ways and places he could not.

I call bullshit when I hear a man say they can eat pussy for hours.

bit.ly/454RNjN Dont forget to make a lot of false assumptions today. #gym #realityporn

Please read the tao te ching. If you have not.

When you hate what you've become, but hate it less than what you were. You can see it coming, but never can you prepare for how it feels.

My teenage kids have always sounded a lot like me, so I would be a hypocrite if I was upset about it. But I would though.

bit.ly/3BnPRW6 Hey that's an iconic song. Could be worse. Smiles and lowers her lashes at the waiter flirtatiously*. #nudepics

*uses smitten often.

bit.ly/42z2KIF Christ! That's hot. #sex #porn #vintageflash

Aww. How was it? What did they look like? What language dos they speak? Where'd you find him? Awwwwww don't say that. #swinger

bit.ly/3O87Mri My agent is crazy.

Lots of late night Etsy shopping last night.

I have books worth of paranoid delusions and false thoughts.

If you see this tweet you gotta send me your ass pics.